The Constitution class starship.

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:28 pm

Rochey wrote:Hmm, good point, Teaos. Maybe Starfleet isn't that stupid.

*Slaps Rochey*
YOU WILL WATCH YOUR MOUTH IN THIS HOUSE!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:46 pm

True, after all; Starfleet actualy let her be in charge of a ship!
Given that her first mission was to get her entire crew lost in the ass end of the galaxy due to extreme stupidity, I find it hard to believe there wasn't some warning of how useless she was...

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:49 pm

NOw thats better.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:08 pm

I think watching BSG last night made me forget just how stupid Starfleet was.

Post by **Teaos** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:24 pm

It wasnt her fault they got dragged there. It was her fault they got stuck there.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:53 am

And her fault for giving up -what was it?- about a dozen chances to get back home.

Captain Peabody · Post by **Captain Peabody** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:41 pm

It wasnt her fault they got dragged there. It was her fault they got stuck there.

And her fault for giving up -what was it?- about a dozen chances to get back home.

And her fault for having the most shrill, annoying voice imaginable... and causing Global Warming...and starting a Nuclear War...and burning our crops, destroying our villages, creating Hurricane Katrina, and bringing a plague unto our houses! Everything's Janeway's fault! Everything!

May we buuurn her?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:57 pm

Yes, you may.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:04 pm

Captain Peabody wrote:May we buuurn her?

Depends: does she weigh the same as a duck?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:13 pm

Can we build a bridge out of her?

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:20 pm

Well... it is a fair cop.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:56 pm

Can we build a bridge out of her?

Ah, but can you not also build a bridge from stone?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:34 pm

Yes, well, she turned me into a newt!

-incert your line-

Well, I got better!

Captain Peabody · Post by **Captain Peabody** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:05 pm

Yes, well, she turned me into a newt!

Darn! Beat me to it...

Curse you, Deepcrush!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:23 pm

Hey, it's not like there isn't thousands of great lines from that film you can use instead.

"Some day, lad, all this will be yours."
"What, the curtains?"