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Captain Picard's Hair wrote:Imagine it it were fully hydrogenated!

Wouldn't it just be hydrogen?

Mmmm, cool, refreshing hydrogen...

Like the Hindenburg?

No, fully hydrogenated would just mean that the oil was saturated with hydrogen at all available receptors.

Man, all your "logic" and "facts" are really killing my jokes lately.

"Up your twinkie."

"Yellow alert. Captain to the bridge. Yellow alert."
"Bridge, this is the captain. How can you have a yellow alert in spacedock?"
"Sir, someone is stealing the Twinkie."

I move that "twinkie" be the new word

Reliant121 wrote:I move that "twinkie" be the new word

I think it already was, at least unofficially. How's about we make it official?

"DROP.....THAT....TWINKIE!"

"You know, Rick, I have many a twinkie in Casablanca, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust."

" 'For hate's sake, I spit my last twinkie at thee!' "

"Who would send a probe hundreds of light-years to talk to a twinkie?!"

"Share your twinkie with me, and gain strength from the sharing."

" 'No twinkies in our time...' "

"...to boldly go where no twinkie has gone before."

Varthikes wrote: "...to boldly go where no twinkie has gone before."

-snigger-

"It's your father's light twinkie. It is the weapon of the Jedi knights. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized day."

"Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds."

And I didn't even have to change it...

GrahamKennedy wrote:"Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds."

And I didn't even have to change it...

Imagined.....