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1) When you pick up a mug, you...
E: Hold it by the handle with three fingers, use my pinky underneath the handle to support the weight, and the thumb on top of the handle.

2) You eat pizza by...
A (variant): Gently grasping it by the crust and starting with the point.

3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
A: Simply dispose of the can

4) You mostly drink water from...
C: Filtration system (My mother insists we put water through the filter jug)

5) When you sit in a chair, you...
E: I either kinda lean on the arm, and hook my legs into a half lying, half sitting position; or I lay back, putting my feet down on the floor, then lift one leg and cross it by the ankle over the other one's knee. I have been told that somehow No matter how I sit, i always look comfortable.

6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
B: hit 1 and then two zeros

7) You sleep...
D: Like a splayed out spider having an epileptic fit.

8) You sleep...
C (variant): PJ bottoms, no top.

9) After going to the bathroom, you...
E: wash with water when urinating, wash with water and soap when doing the other toilet trip.

10) Someone sneezes
A: " God bless you" or "Bless you"

11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
A: You get up and walk on over.

12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
B: helpfully move them to the bedroom

13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it

14) You pass gas...
E: Blush like hell, and slowly slide deeper and deeper into my seat.

15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)
Added in E: I don't go swimming.

16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
C: Eat the ice

17) You type...
B: In your own bastardized, yet fast, method

18) You need to tell someone something...
C: You text

19) You hang the toilet paper...
A: In the over hand fashion

20) You cut the grass...
E: Other (Explain) - I don't. There is a resounding lack of any grass anywhere on our property. its decking, concrete or shingle.

1) When you pick up a mug, you...

C: Jam your fingers through the hand and hold it by the body of the cup

2) You eat pizza by...

A: Grabbing it by the crust and starting with the point

3) When you finish a canned drink, you...

A: Simply dispose of the can

4) You mostly drink water from...

B: Bottles

5) When you sit in a chair, you...

C: Lean back

6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...

C: Use the quick timer function and just hit 1

7) You sleep...

B: On your face
C: On your side

8) You sleep...

A: In the buff

9) After going to the bathroom, you...

A: Wash with warm water and soap

10) Someone sneezes

D: Other (Explain)
Nothing

11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...

A: You get up and walk on over.

12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...

C: You get the marker...
D: Other (Explain) Or something even more entertaining, such as pink nail varnish.

13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack

B: You don't be That Guy and leave it

14) You pass gas...

E: Other (Explain) Act as if nothing happened

15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)

B: In swim trunks

16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...

D: Other (Explain) Wait for the ice to melt and then drink it. Two drinks in one!

17) You type...

B: In your own bastardized method

18) You need to tell someone something...

A: You get in your car and drive out to see them

19) You hang the toilet paper...

A: In the over hand fashion

20) You cut the grass...

A: In horizontal stripes

Interesting.

IanKennedy wrote:Congratulations.

FYI
Ban⋅ter /ˈbæntər/
- an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; good-natured raillery.

Wow, everyone's freaked out about the æ, but nobody seems to have noticed the ə. Let me expand that for you ə

Well, we all know that one. Besides, that didn't appear in Beowulf.

1) When you pick up a mug, you...
A: Grasp it by the handle with a fist (if its hot)
D: Ignore the handle all together. (when it cools down)

2) You eat pizza by...
A: Grabbing it by the crust and starting with the point (folded Brooklyn style)

3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
D: Other (Explain) Don't drink canned drinks.

4) You mostly drink water from...
B: Bottles

5) When you sit in a chair, you...
A: Sit upright

6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
A: Hit 6 and 0

7) You sleep...
C: On your side

You sleep...
B: In your undies
E: *special, include with other answer if applicable* With tee-shirt or just a nightgown.

9) After going to the bathroom, you...
A: Wash with warm water and soap (sometimes)
B: Wet your hands and call it good enough (most times) 8)

10) Someone sneezes
C: " *Something you hope is witty*" 8)

11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
B: You toss it and hope it goes in (if I miss I get up and throw it in)

12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
D: Other (Explain) Has never happened, but I would probably dial 911

13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it

14) You pass gas...
E: Other (Explain) Can't

15b) You go swimming...(for the gals)
C: In a two piece swimsuit (with a tank top over)

16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
D: Other (Explain) Let the ice melt and drink it

17) You type...
A: In the proper, formalized method

18) You need to tell someone something...
C: You text

19) You hang the toilet paper...
B: In the under hand fashion

20) You cut the grass...
E: Other (Explain) Landlord takes care of cutting the grass

1) When you pick up a mug, you...
E: Other (Explain) - a combination of A and D, depending on whats in it.

2) You eat pizza by...
A: Grabbing it by the crust and starting with the point

3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
A: Simply dispose of the can

4) You mostly drink water from...
D: Other (Explain) - all of the above

5) When you sit in a chair, you...
E: Other (Explain) - all of the above at some point in time (usually in one sitting too)

6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
D: Other (Explain) - all of the above

7) You sleep...
C: On your side - though end up on my back

8) You sleep...
D: In normal clothes

9) After going to the bathroom, you...
E: Other (Explain) - depends on which bathroom (some I've been to the toilets are cleaner than the sinks)

10) Someone sneezes
D: Other (Explain) - silence

11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
B: You toss it and hope it goes in - first
A: You get up and walk on over. - after missing

12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
D: Other (Explain) - I don't go to parties (and no one would pass out at one I went to)

13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it - never been to a party, but something similar enough that this applies

14) You pass gas...
E: Other (Explain) - in silence, and usually scentlessness

15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)
B: In swim trunks

16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
D: Other (Explain) - either a combination of all three or poor it down my neck (on really hot days)

17) You type...
C: In the hunt and peck method - but almost fast enough to count as B

18) You need to tell someone something...
B: You call - first
C: You text - second or first
D: You email - third
A: You get in your car and drive out to see them - only if its really urgent

19) You hang the toilet paper...
D: Other (Explain) - it refills itself...

20) You cut the grass...
E: Other (Explain) - nature does it for me

stitch626 wrote:19) You hang the toilet paper...
D: Other (Explain) - it refills itself...

I'd love to see that in action.

I mean someone else does it, I never end up using the last piece.

stitch626 wrote:I mean someone else does it, I never end up using the last piece.

In my head, I pictured this elaborate Rube Goldberg mechanism that (eventually) replaced it.

That would be much cooler.

stitch626 wrote:That would be much cooler.

Damn straight. Picture this, but all to replace a toilet paper roll.

stitch626 wrote:I mean someone else does it, I never end up using the last piece.

You mean me or mom always end up doing it, and you guys don't even bother to put the next roll in the cupboard in the br when you see it's getting low. If you did, you'd be able to tell mom when she goes to the grocery store that we need more when the linen closet gets low.
Sorry Stitch, I'm not reaaally mad at you.

I know your not. We'll be back soon. Turns out they don't need us at the office (wish they would have told us before we drove all the way to Jersey).

I'm all alone. There's no one here. AHHHHH!!!!