1) When you pick up a mug, you...
C: Jam your fingers through the hand and hold it by the body of the cup
2) You eat pizza by...
A: Grabbing it by the crust and starting with the point
3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
B: Crush the can in your fist first
4) You mostly drink water from...
C: A filtration system (in the tap or a pitcher)
5) When you sit in a chair, you...
C: Lean back
6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
D: Other (Explain) - My microwave is 1979 vintage, so I set the time with a dial.
7) You sleep...
C: On your side
8 - You sleep...
B: In your undies
9) After going to the bathroom, you...
A: Wash with warm water and soap
10) Someone sneezes
A: " God bless you" or "Bless you"
11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
B: You toss it and hope it goes in
12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
D: Other (Explain) - if it's a friend, I'll help them. Anyone else, I'll ignore.
13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it
14) You pass gas...
E: Other (Explain) - I usually don't find it worth mentioning.
15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)
B: In swim trunks
16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
A: Just refill it
17) You type...
B: In your own bastardized method
18) You need to tell someone something...
A: You get in your car and drive out to see them
19) You hang the toilet paper...
A: In the over hand fashion
20) You cut the grass...
C: In a spiral from the outer edge