The Random Thread
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Found it.
Found it.
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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I don't have an ae ! Trust me, I looked! I want one, even though I don't know what they're for . I guess they're not on laptops?
"Always Here" by IntrepidPrincess
All around here I see
friendly smiles to comfort me,
strong hands to protect me,
fast feet to run after me,
loving friends and family
to always be here for me.
-Home Sweet Home-
All around here I see
friendly smiles to comfort me,
strong hands to protect me,
fast feet to run after me,
loving friends and family
to always be here for me.
-Home Sweet Home-
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Haha, haha, gotcha didn't I, there are no æ buttons, it's using an alt code, not sure which one, and I really don't feel like looking it up, or you can go to the symbols library on your computer. Don't worry princess, no one has it...
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æ æ æ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found it! Actually, Nick found it and told me . it's Alt.(145) for anyone else who can't find it.
"Always Here" by IntrepidPrincess
All around here I see
friendly smiles to comfort me,
strong hands to protect me,
fast feet to run after me,
loving friends and family
to always be here for me.
-Home Sweet Home-
All around here I see
friendly smiles to comfort me,
strong hands to protect me,
fast feet to run after me,
loving friends and family
to always be here for me.
-Home Sweet Home-
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Cool... I'll never forget that now.
Cool... I'll never forget that now.
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Fantastic. Now we'll all be able to post in Old English.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Verily, doth hath realised the greatness of this discovery.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Yeah, ummm.... except that's not Old English. An example would be the line from Beowulf:Rochey wrote:Verily, doth hath realised the greatness of this discovery.
"Þæt wæs god cyning!"
("That was a good king!")
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Shhh!Mikey wrote:Yeah, ummm.... except that's not Old English. An example would be the line from Beowulf:Rochey wrote:Verily, doth hath realised the greatness of this discovery.
"Þæt wæs god cyning!"
("That was a good king!")
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Yeah, the only old english that ever really grabbed me was the malt liquer
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I was waiting for someone to catch that.Mark wrote:Yeah, the only old english that ever really grabbed me was the malt liquer
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: The Random Thread
Random Questions. Answer if you dare, and if you don't mind others trying to figure out what it might mean about you...
1) When you pick up a mug, you...
A: Grasp it by the handle with a fist
B: Hold it daintly by the handle with your pinky out
C: Jam your fingers through the hand and hold it by the body of the cup
D: Ignore the handle all together.
E: Other (Explain)
2) You eat pizza by...
A: Grabbing it by the crust and starting with the point
B: Hold it in hand and starting with the crust
C: With a knife and fork
D: Other (Explain)
3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
A: Simply dispose of the can
B: Crush the can in your fist first
C: Smash the can flat on your forehead
D: Other (Explain)
4) You mostly drink water from...
A: The tap
B: Bottles
C: A filtration system (in the tap or a pitcher)
D: Other (Explain)
5) When you sit in a chair, you...
A: Sit upright
B: Hunch foreward
C: Lean back
D: Lean on the armrests
E: Other (Explain)
6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
A: Hit 6 and 0
B: Hit 1 and then two 0's
C: Use the quick timer function and just hit 1
D: Other (Explain)
7) You sleep...
A: On your back
B: On your face
C: On your side
D: Other (Explain)
8) You sleep...
A: In the buff
B: In your undies
C: In PJs
D: In normal clothes
E: *special, include with other answer if applicable* With socks
F: Other (Explain)
9) After going to the bathroom, you...
A: Wash with warm water and soap
B: Wet your hands and call it good enough
C: Don't wash and don't give a damn
D: Use a hand sanitizer
E: Other (Explain)
10) Someone sneezes
A: " God bless you" or "Bless you"
B: " Gesundheit"
C: " *Something you hope is witty*"
D: Other (Explain)
11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
A: You get up and walk on over.
B: You toss it and hope it goes in
C: You set it down somewhere nearby and hope to remember it when you get up.
D: Other (Explain)
12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
A: You ignore them
B: You helpfully move them to the bedroom
C: You get the marker...
D: Other (Explain)
13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
A: You be That Guy and take it
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it
C: You take it, but then get more.
D: Other (Explain)
14) You pass gas...
A: You proudly admit to it
B: You shamefully admit to it
C: You try to blame it on someone else
D: You look around in hopes of looking innocent
E: Other (Explain)
15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)
A: In regular clothes
B: In swim trunks
C: In a speedo
D: In the buff
15b) You go swimming...(for the gals)
A: In regular clothes
B: In a one piece swimsuit
C: In a two piece swimsuit
D: In a bikini
E: In the buff
16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
A: Just refill it
B: Dump out the old ice and put in new before refilling it
C: Eat the ice
D: Other (Explain)
17) You type...
A: In the proper, formalized method
B: In your own bastardized method
C: In the hunt and peck method
D: With voice recognition software
E: Other (Explain)
18) You need to tell someone something...
A: You get in your car and drive out to see them
B: You call
C: You text
D: You email
E: You snail mail
F: Other (Explain)
19) You hang the toilet paper...
A: In the over hand fashion
B: In the under hand fashion
C: Set it on end on the nearest flat surface
D: Other (Explain)
20) You cut the grass...
A: In horizontal stripes
B: In diagonal stripes
C: In a sprial from the outer edge
D: In a spiral out from the middle
E: Other (Explain)
My own answers.
1) C
2) A
3) A
4) C
5) A
6) A
7) C
8) B
9) A
10) A
11) B
12) A
13) A
14) D
15) B
16) C
17) B
18) C
19) A
20) C
1) When you pick up a mug, you...
A: Grasp it by the handle with a fist
B: Hold it daintly by the handle with your pinky out
C: Jam your fingers through the hand and hold it by the body of the cup
D: Ignore the handle all together.
E: Other (Explain)
2) You eat pizza by...
A: Grabbing it by the crust and starting with the point
B: Hold it in hand and starting with the crust
C: With a knife and fork
D: Other (Explain)
3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
A: Simply dispose of the can
B: Crush the can in your fist first
C: Smash the can flat on your forehead
D: Other (Explain)
4) You mostly drink water from...
A: The tap
B: Bottles
C: A filtration system (in the tap or a pitcher)
D: Other (Explain)
5) When you sit in a chair, you...
A: Sit upright
B: Hunch foreward
C: Lean back
D: Lean on the armrests
E: Other (Explain)
6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
A: Hit 6 and 0
B: Hit 1 and then two 0's
C: Use the quick timer function and just hit 1
D: Other (Explain)
7) You sleep...
A: On your back
B: On your face
C: On your side
D: Other (Explain)
8) You sleep...
A: In the buff
B: In your undies
C: In PJs
D: In normal clothes
E: *special, include with other answer if applicable* With socks
F: Other (Explain)
9) After going to the bathroom, you...
A: Wash with warm water and soap
B: Wet your hands and call it good enough
C: Don't wash and don't give a damn
D: Use a hand sanitizer
E: Other (Explain)
10) Someone sneezes
A: " God bless you" or "Bless you"
B: " Gesundheit"
C: " *Something you hope is witty*"
D: Other (Explain)
11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
A: You get up and walk on over.
B: You toss it and hope it goes in
C: You set it down somewhere nearby and hope to remember it when you get up.
D: Other (Explain)
12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
A: You ignore them
B: You helpfully move them to the bedroom
C: You get the marker...
D: Other (Explain)
13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
A: You be That Guy and take it
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it
C: You take it, but then get more.
D: Other (Explain)
14) You pass gas...
A: You proudly admit to it
B: You shamefully admit to it
C: You try to blame it on someone else
D: You look around in hopes of looking innocent
E: Other (Explain)
15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)
A: In regular clothes
B: In swim trunks
C: In a speedo
D: In the buff
15b) You go swimming...(for the gals)
A: In regular clothes
B: In a one piece swimsuit
C: In a two piece swimsuit
D: In a bikini
E: In the buff
16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
A: Just refill it
B: Dump out the old ice and put in new before refilling it
C: Eat the ice
D: Other (Explain)
17) You type...
A: In the proper, formalized method
B: In your own bastardized method
C: In the hunt and peck method
D: With voice recognition software
E: Other (Explain)
18) You need to tell someone something...
A: You get in your car and drive out to see them
B: You call
C: You text
D: You email
E: You snail mail
F: Other (Explain)
19) You hang the toilet paper...
A: In the over hand fashion
B: In the under hand fashion
C: Set it on end on the nearest flat surface
D: Other (Explain)
20) You cut the grass...
A: In horizontal stripes
B: In diagonal stripes
C: In a sprial from the outer edge
D: In a spiral out from the middle
E: Other (Explain)
My own answers.
1) C
2) A
3) A
4) C
5) A
6) A
7) C
8) B
9) A
10) A
11) B
12) A
13) A
14) D
15) B
16) C
17) B
18) C
19) A
20) C
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1) When you pick up a mug, you...
C: Jam your fingers through the hand and hold it by the body of the cup
2) You eat pizza by...
A: Grabbing it by the crust and starting with the point (and don't forget to fold it - I'm from Jersey, after all.)
3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
A: Simply dispose of the can
4) You mostly drink water from...
B: Bottles
5) When you sit in a chair, you...
B: Hunch foreward
6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
C: Use the quick timer function and just hit 1
7) You sleep...
C: On your side
8) You sleep...
A: In the buff
9) After going to the bathroom, you...
A: Wash with warm water and soap
10) Someone sneezes
A: " God bless you" or "Bless you"
B: " Gesundheit" (I use either of the above phrases.)
11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
A: You get up and walk on over.
12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
C: You get the marker...
13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it
14) You pass gas...
D: You look around in hopes of looking innocent
15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)
B: In swim trunks
C: In a speedo
16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
A: Just refill it
17) You type...
B: In your own bastardized method
18) You need to tell someone something...
C: You text
19) You hang the toilet paper...
A: In the over hand fashion
20) You cut the grass...
E: Other (Explain) - I don't. There are contractors for that sort of thing.
C: Jam your fingers through the hand and hold it by the body of the cup
2) You eat pizza by...
A: Grabbing it by the crust and starting with the point (and don't forget to fold it - I'm from Jersey, after all.)
3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
A: Simply dispose of the can
4) You mostly drink water from...
B: Bottles
5) When you sit in a chair, you...
B: Hunch foreward
6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
C: Use the quick timer function and just hit 1
7) You sleep...
C: On your side
8) You sleep...
A: In the buff
9) After going to the bathroom, you...
A: Wash with warm water and soap
10) Someone sneezes
A: " God bless you" or "Bless you"
B: " Gesundheit" (I use either of the above phrases.)
11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
A: You get up and walk on over.
12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
C: You get the marker...
13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it
14) You pass gas...
D: You look around in hopes of looking innocent
15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)
B: In swim trunks
C: In a speedo
16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
A: Just refill it
17) You type...
B: In your own bastardized method
18) You need to tell someone something...
C: You text
19) You hang the toilet paper...
A: In the over hand fashion
20) You cut the grass...
E: Other (Explain) - I don't. There are contractors for that sort of thing.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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1) When you pick up a mug, you...
C: Jam your fingers through the hand and hold it by the body of the cup
2) You eat pizza by...
A: Grabbing it by the crust and starting with the point
3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
B: Crush the can in your fist first
4) You mostly drink water from...
C: A filtration system (in the tap or a pitcher)
5) When you sit in a chair, you...
C: Lean back
6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
D: Other (Explain) - My microwave is 1979 vintage, so I set the time with a dial.
7) You sleep...
C: On your side
8 - You sleep...
B: In your undies
9) After going to the bathroom, you...
A: Wash with warm water and soap
10) Someone sneezes
A: " God bless you" or "Bless you"
11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
B: You toss it and hope it goes in
12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
D: Other (Explain) - if it's a friend, I'll help them. Anyone else, I'll ignore.
13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it
14) You pass gas...
E: Other (Explain) - I usually don't find it worth mentioning.
15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)
B: In swim trunks
16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
A: Just refill it
17) You type...
B: In your own bastardized method
18) You need to tell someone something...
A: You get in your car and drive out to see them
19) You hang the toilet paper...
A: In the over hand fashion
20) You cut the grass...
C: In a spiral from the outer edge
C: Jam your fingers through the hand and hold it by the body of the cup
2) You eat pizza by...
A: Grabbing it by the crust and starting with the point
3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
B: Crush the can in your fist first
4) You mostly drink water from...
C: A filtration system (in the tap or a pitcher)
5) When you sit in a chair, you...
C: Lean back
6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
D: Other (Explain) - My microwave is 1979 vintage, so I set the time with a dial.
7) You sleep...
C: On your side
8 - You sleep...
B: In your undies
9) After going to the bathroom, you...
A: Wash with warm water and soap
10) Someone sneezes
A: " God bless you" or "Bless you"
11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
B: You toss it and hope it goes in
12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
D: Other (Explain) - if it's a friend, I'll help them. Anyone else, I'll ignore.
13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it
14) You pass gas...
E: Other (Explain) - I usually don't find it worth mentioning.
15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)
B: In swim trunks
16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
A: Just refill it
17) You type...
B: In your own bastardized method
18) You need to tell someone something...
A: You get in your car and drive out to see them
19) You hang the toilet paper...
A: In the over hand fashion
20) You cut the grass...
C: In a spiral from the outer edge
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