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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:56 pm
by Captain Seafort
Tsukiyumi wrote:As a result, however, you only posted half of a joke...
More like failed to post the joke at at all. It's launching a ship without a bottom - saying "well, at least we got it launched quickly" doesn't make it any more useful.
I'll say it again. You don't get extra brownie points for speed-posting. Take a few seconds longer, proofread, and get your posts
right.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:59 pm
by alexmann
Solved.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:19 pm
by Mikey
Tsukiyumi wrote:As a result, however, you only posted half of a joke...
Which would be fine if it were a joke about Eric, the half a bee.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:54 pm
by alexmann
I said 30000 posts was Fleet Admiral!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:13 pm
by Mikey
alexmann wrote:I said 30000 posts was Fleet Admiral!
I said a doughnut without a hole was a danish. You want to know what I got for achieving the rank of Fleet Admiral? See below:
Still looking? Me too.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:00 pm
by alexmann
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:40 am
by Mikey
Woo-hoo! Too bad you didn't think twice about that fleet. You've heard of Henry Morgan? A pussycat compared to me with a fleet.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:20 pm
by alexmann
In that case have two fleets.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:29 pm
by Mikey
alexmann wrote:In that case have two fleets.
Awesome. Panama, here we come!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:07 pm
by alexmann
Seing as I gave you two fleets, could I have a ship in one of your fleets.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:25 pm
by Mikey
alexmann wrote:Seing as I gave you two fleets, could I have a ship in one of your fleets.
Sure. Ark Mechanicus, or Sword-class?
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:45 pm
by alexmann
Whatever really. Whichever is biggest/best.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:51 am
by Deepcrush
Since they're his fleets, I'm thinking he'll take the biggest/best ship for his own.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:38 pm
by alexmann
I meant out of the 2 he offered me.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:37 pm
by mwhittington
My grandpa told me this one, it's from way back in the day:
An army recruit rushes home from training. "Honey, take your skirt off quick! We've got to get it on right now, I've only got five minutes before our unit gets shipped out!", he yells. As she's ripping off her skirt and panties, she asks, "Do you want me to take off my bra?" "No", he replies, "I ain't got time to chew the fat, I've got to come and go!"
