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Captain Seafort wrote: You'll have to explain that one for me Mikey - do you have a really high opinion of Enterprise or a really low opinion of chimpanzees?

Neither - I just couldn't find a pic of any type of invertebrates with typewriters.

I figured it was what the chimps threw around that eventually became Enterprise.

A man goes to the doctor with a terrible stutter. "D-d-d-doc, y-y-y-you've got to h-h-help me," he says. "I've g-g-got to get r-r-rid of th-th-this stutter!" The doc tells him, "Well, we do have a radical new surgery, but it requires cutting 3 inches off your penis." The man thinks it over, and says, "G-g-g-go ahead, doc, d-d-do it." The surgery is performed, and his stutter is miraculously gone. A week later, though the man comes back to the doctor. "Doc, I've got to have those 3 inches put back on, girls just won't come near me! I'd rather have the stutter back! The doc replies, " I'm s-s-s-sorry, b-b-b-but I c-c-c-can't help you."

Bringing back the archaeological specimens, are we?

I could never fist a someone, my natural instinct would be fish around for pringels.

I think that's the very definition of "WTF?"

Free drinks on the ship is my guess.

Tsukiyumi wrote:Free drinks on the ship is my guess.

Free something.

A blonde, a brunette and a ginger find a magic mirror that kills them if they tell a lie.

The brunette goes up to it and says "I think i'm popular" and drops down dead.
The ginger goes up and says "I think i'm pretty" and drops down dead.
The blonde goes up and says "I think..." and drops down dead.

You forgot an important plot point for that joke... I'm assuming that the mirror kills them if they tell a lie...? I think, or maybe that they have to say what they really think they die....

Yeah, Basically. Forgot to put that, typed it in a hurry.

So slow down. You don't get extra brownie points for speed-posting, especially in a quiet thread like this, so take a few seconds longer, proofread, and get your posts right.

I know but I had to go do something quickly.

If you go to the full post editor and look under the text box, you will find a useful little button towards the left labelled "save draft." It' awesome.

I know but I wanted to get the joke up there quickly.

As a result, however, you only posted half of a joke...