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Mark wrote:Hey, trip on this. Saturday was my 8th wedding anniversary and my wife got arrested for felony theft! She was shoplifting from K-Mart for gods sake. She was already on probation, so she's looking at 1-5 years. Does that put me back on the market, you think?

WTF? Unless you want to wait around and rinse and repeat in a few years than you may want to find a good civil attorney.

Her parents suggested the same thing........that in and of itself made me feel like I'd entered the twilight zone

What was she stealing from K-Mart?

BTW i just recently got a new bluetooth headset

No idea. She can't tell me because all of her calls and letters are being monitored, and that would be an admission of guilt which is admissable in court. Which makes no sense to me, because the state has a slam dunk case anyway. But I would guess alot of little crap totalling over $300 bucks (which constitues a felony in this state)

Got it
Or she tried to steal a pool table but the random temperol phenomenom creator button on her car keys wasn't working
I wish i had a button like that

Nickswitz wrote:Got it
Or she tried to steal a pool table but the random temperol phenomenom creator button on her car keys wasn't working
I wish i had a button like that

Hmmm.....possible, yet doubtful

Ahhh F*ck. Caught in the act. Perhaps looking at *that* sort of thing wasnt wise

Reliant121 wrote:Ahhh F*ck. Caught in the act. Perhaps looking at *that* sort of thing wasnt wise

I sure hope you're not saying what I think you're saying.

I'm quite grateful for my privacy...

I think i am most definately saying what i'm saying.

Dad overreacted. he was making a passing visit getting something from work. and he got rather flustered. he phoned me after so its...kinda alright.

Yeah, that's never pleasant. Unfortunately, it seems to inevitably happen at some point or another...

Only human, right?

exactly.

The latest in my life? I'm going to try to sleep more than a few hours without the dreams that I normally have.



So:

heh

Sleep is one thing I never have a problem with.