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Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:12 pm
by thelordharry
Talking of weird laws, in Ireland, you're allowed to drink as much as you like and then drive, just so long as you're careful.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:51 pm
by Mikey
Reliant121 wrote:Or doused in Vermouth
Well, that's just useless unless she's also got some gin and an olive.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:32 pm
by colmquinn
thelordharry wrote:Talking of weird laws, in Ireland, you're allowed to drink as much as you like and then drive, just so long as you're careful.
That is NOT true. There are the usual anti drink driving laws here with the usual breath tests, fines, loosing your license as other countries.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:00 pm
by Angharrad
Mikey wrote:Reliant121 wrote:Or doused in Vermouth
Well, that's just useless unless she's also got some gin and an olive.
It's KENTUCKY, it's not Vermouth it's Bourbon. And don't even ask. I'm not going to Kentucky.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:27 pm
by Mikey
He said vermouth, and I didn't even look at the place in question.
*caresses bottle of Maker's Mark* I didn't mean to offend you, baby.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:08 pm
by Reliant121
Hey, sorry
Too me, all southern state countries are virtually the same. Except some have a lot more black people than others.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:13 pm
by Mikey
The best vermouth, of course, comes from the little-known southern state called "Italy."
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:01 pm
by Reliant121
Ah. Well. Thats geography GCSE down the plughole then
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:08 pm
by Mikey
Why - is the country of origin of different forms of booze on your exams?
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:10 pm
by Reliant121
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH stop outsmarting me! I dislike feeling stupid.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:33 pm
by Mark
Royal_Foxx wrote:Mikey wrote:Reliant121 wrote:Or doused in Vermouth
Well, that's just useless unless she's also got some gin and an olive.
It's KENTUCKY, it's not Vermouth it's Bourbon. And don't even ask. I'm not going to Kentucky.
Bite your tongue! We'd never suggest dousing you in bourbon. Now Tequila, that's a different story.............
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:39 pm
by Mikey
Six of one, half-dozen of the other. If it's bourbon, I'd be interested. If it's tequila, my wife...
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:04 pm
by Sionnach Glic
"MASSACHUSETTS
At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with rodeo clowns in the presance of horses."
Uh....right.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:14 pm
by Mikey
Horses are very impressionable, you know.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:27 am
by Sonic Glitch
Mikey wrote:Horses are very impressionable, you know.
And probably quite dangerous if their jealousy is provoked...