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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:40 pm
by Mikey
That's gold.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:02 am
by Mark
I love 'em. Especially the Priest, Minister, and Rabbi............can never have too many of those.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:07 am
by colmquinn
Mark wrote:I love 'em. ...can never have too many of those.
I think you'll find that's whats causing most of the world's problems.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:38 pm
by Mikey
colmquinn wrote:Mark wrote:I love 'em. ...can never have too many of those.
I think you'll find that's whats causing most of the world's problems.
What, too many priests, ministers, and rabbis?
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:53 pm
by IanKennedy
Mikey wrote:colmquinn wrote:Mark wrote:I love 'em. ...can never have too many of those.
I think you'll find that's whats causing most of the world's problems.
What, too many priests, ministers, and rabbis?
Well you could ask the small boys about the first category
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:38 pm
by colmquinn
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:07 pm
by Deepcrush
IanKennedy wrote:Well you could ask the small catholic boys about the first category
Fixed for you.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:50 am
by Griffin
A blonde was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her; "Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's hundreds of them!"
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:15 am
by Vic
I'm not sure what's funnier, the joke as a whole, or the girlfriends name being 'Treacle'.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:16 am
by Griffin
I'd imagine it's a pet name.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:31 am
by Mark
OH! HELL!!! ... Let's Offend Everybody!
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong .
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal ... along with a recipe.
Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y' all ain't gonna believe this shit.'
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States
OH! shut up .... just pass it on!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:56 am
by Tsukiyumi
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:14 pm
by Vic
I feel terrible.......
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:42 pm
by Mark
Pretty awesome, huh?
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:56 pm
by thelordharry
Vic wrote:I'm not sure what's funnier, the joke as a whole, or the girlfriends name being 'Treacle'.
Just a little harmless stereotyping of folk who live on the A13 corridor