The Joke Thread

[Mikey]

That's gold.

[Mark]

I love 'em. Especially the Priest, Minister, and Rabbi............can never have too many of those.

[colmquinn]

I love 'em. ...can never have too many of those.

I think you'll find that's whats causing most of the world's problems.

[Mikey]

I love 'em. ...can never have too many of those.

I think you'll find that's whats causing most of the world's problems.

What, too many priests, ministers, and rabbis?

[IanKennedy]

I love 'em. ...can never have too many of those.

I think you'll find that's whats causing most of the world's problems.

What, too many priests, ministers, and rabbis?

Well you could ask the small boys about the first category

[colmquinn]

[Deepcrush]

Well you could ask the small catholic boys about the first category

Fixed for you.

[Griffin]

A blonde was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her; "Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's hundreds of them!"

[Vic]

I'm not sure what's funnier, the joke as a whole, or the girlfriends name being 'Treacle'.

[Griffin]

I'd imagine it's a pet name.

[Mark]

OH! HELL!!! ... Let's Offend Everybody!

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong .

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal ... along with a recipe.

Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y' all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States

OH! shut up .... just pass it on!

[Tsukiyumi]

[Vic]

I feel terrible.......

[Mark]

Pretty awesome, huh?

[thelordharry]

I'm not sure what's funnier, the joke as a whole, or the girlfriends name being 'Treacle'.

Just a little harmless stereotyping of folk who live on the A13 corridor