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"I LOVE the smell of bananna in the morning"

I can't believe nobody said this already, but here goes:

"Banana, banana - what is banana?!"

"No, Luke, I am your bannana!"

Had it already.

"There's a question you've got to ask yourself - do I feel lucky? Well do ya, bannana?"

" Where we're going, we won't need bananas to see..."

Perhaps it's time to change again..................

How about twinkie?

"Twinkies lead the way!"

Hmmm......what do you all think?

"Shut up you Teutonic twinkie!"
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Twinkies!"

"Just give your twinkie a swish and flick."

"Death is that state in which one exists only in the twinkies of others."

"Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more reached hive of scum and twinkies. We must be cautious."

"Death is but a door. Time is but a twinkie. I'll be back."

"I bought a twinkie. Turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?"

I loved that line.

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... twinkies."

"As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new..twinkie.