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"I LOVE the smell of bananna in the morning"
They say that in the Army,
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I can't believe nobody said this already, but here goes:

"Banana, banana - what is banana?!"
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
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as Bull offed Custer
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"No, Luke, I am your bannana!"
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Had it already.

"There's a question you've got to ask yourself - do I feel lucky? Well do ya, bannana?"
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" Where we're going, we won't need bananas to see..."
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Perhaps it's time to change again..................

How about twinkie?

"Twinkies lead the way!"

Hmmm......what do you all think?
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"Shut up you Teutonic twinkie!"
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Twinkies!"
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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"Just give your twinkie a swish and flick."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"Death is that state in which one exists only in the twinkies of others."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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"Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more reached hive of scum and twinkies. We must be cautious."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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:lol:
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"Death is but a door. Time is but a twinkie. I'll be back."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"I bought a twinkie. Turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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I loved that line. :)
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... twinkies."

"As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new..twinkie.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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