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"This can all be over very soon... just give me the pants."

You can't handle the pants!

These pants can only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom.

"The first rule of Pants Club is: You do not talk about Pants Club..."

Josiah Thompson wrote:8) The secret plans for the Death Pants have been recovered, sir.

OR "The secret pants for the Death Star have been recovered, sir. " They both work well

"The Death Star plans are not in the main pants, sir"

Hey guys, there's a thread for this I don't want all my hardwork and toil to be underused

While we're at it: "The Death Star pants are not in the main computer."

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants!"

"There's nothing you could have done Luke, had you been there. You would have been killed too. And the droids would now be in the pants of the Empire."

"That's no moon.....those are pants!"

"Mos Eisly. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and pants."

"She can make point five past pants."

"These are not the pants you're looking for."

"The circle is completed. When I last met you, I was but a learner. Now I am the master."
"Only a master of pants, Darth."

"How you get so big, wearing pants of this kind?"

"He suggests that if you remove the pants, he might be able to play back the entire recording."

From Demolition Man:
Whooo, I love those pants! Smells like gramma's biscuits and gravy!

"We'll come in low, out of the rising sun. Then about a mile out we'll put on the pants."

"Impossible sir. All pants have been visually accounted for."

As Klingon would rather kill pants than be captured!