Sounds about right. Look at Vista for example - somewhat slow by all accounts, but its security is excellent, thanks to MS waking up to the fact that if they kept putting out shit they'd start loosing their dominance. Can you say the same for Starfleet?Teaos wrote:Lets not go nuts...Reliant121 wrote:Even Microsoft can do better than Starfleet.
What would you fix on the E-D?
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Re: What would you fix on the E-D?
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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Re: What would you fix on the E-D?
You almost could, the lattest generation of ships is quite a bit better than the previous.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: What would you fix on the E-D?
In terms of computer security? Not really. Hell, Voyager's systems almost got destroyed by freaking cheese.
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Re: What would you fix on the E-D?
Voyager gave us laughs. Unfortunately, it also gave us garbage canon.
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Re: What would you fix on the E-D?
I know I remember that one. Sadly
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Re: What would you fix on the E-D?
C'mon guys, you know a Windows system couldn't work in TNG-era 'Trek - how could you run something which constantly demands money in a moneyless economy?
"Picard to Data: Mr. Data, my console keeps prompting to hit an 'add cash' button in order to continue. What is 'cash?'"
"Picard to Data: Mr. Data, my console keeps prompting to hit an 'add cash' button in order to continue. What is 'cash?'"
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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"For the tenth time, NO I don't want to register, I want to turn on the fracking warp core safeties!"
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"Your warp core has proformed an illegal opperation and needs to close"
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Captain: "Right, everything's under control. Computer: turn off the self-destruct."
Computer: "Are you sure you wish to close this program?"
Captain: "Yes! Close it!"
Computer: "This program is not responding."
Computer: "Are you sure you wish to close this program?"
Captain: "Yes! Close it!"
Computer: "This program is not responding."
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All the moreso because it's entirely believeable.
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Re: What would you fix on the E-D?
Say what you like about Windows, but System Restore would have saved the Yamato.
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Re: What would you fix on the E-D?
Rochey wrote:Captain: "Right, everything's under control. Computer: turn off the self-destruct."
Computer: "Are you sure you wish to close this program?"
Captain: "Yes! Close it!"
Computer: "This program is not responding."
Computer: "Do you wish to send an error report?"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: What would you fix on the E-D?
"The program SIF.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for any inconvinience."
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