Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:22 pm
Granted. You are now blind, deaf and dum so can't enjoy it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:44 pm
I wish you had written a wish, so that I could ruin it.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:26 pm
Wish granted. But the wish is so perfect you can't figure out a way to ruin it.
I wish I had a top of the line computer.
I wish I had a top of the line computer.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:28 pm
Granted, but it's running Windows
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:29 pm
That was just cruel.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:59 pm
I wish I was a dwarf.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:09 pm
Granted. Now people point and laugh at you for being so small.
I wish I had €1,000,000.
I wish I had €1,000,000.
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:26 am
Granted. You are transported to the year 2370, where Euros and other money is worthless.
I wish I had a national monument named for me.
I wish I had a national monument named for me.
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:49 am
Granted. It is a monument to all the soilders who got VD during the war.
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:14 am
I wish people would stop forgetting to write a wish. 
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:26 am
Wish denied.
I wish people really did look like this 8)
I wish people really did look like this 8)
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:12 pm
Granted, but now they all look the same.
I wish I had a TARDIS.
I wish I had a TARDIS.
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:20 pm
Granted, but you have no idea where or when you'll end up
I wish I had a starship
I wish I had a starship
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:25 pm
Granted. Unfortunately you have no way to get fuel.
I wish there were more smart people in the world.
I wish there were more smart people in the world.
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:20 am
Granted, but they are gunned down by the government.
I wish the Earth would explode.
I wish the Earth would explode.