Ruin-a-Desire

Post by **Teaos** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:22 pm

Granted. You are now blind, deaf and dum so can't enjoy it.

The Wormhole · Post by **The Wormhole** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:44 pm

I wish you had written a wish, so that I could ruin it.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:26 pm

Wish granted. But the wish is so perfect you can't figure out a way to ruin it.

I wish I had a top of the line computer.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:28 pm

Granted, but it's running Windows

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:29 pm

That was just cruel.

Post by **Teaos** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:59 pm

I wish I was a dwarf.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:09 pm

Granted. Now people point and laugh at you for being so small.

I wish I had â‚¬1,000,000.

Foxbat · Post by **Foxbat** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:26 am

Granted. You are transported to the year 2370, where Euros and other money is worthless.

I wish I had a national monument named for me.

Post by **Teaos** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:49 am

Granted. It is a monument to all the soilders who got VD during the war.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:14 am

I wish people would stop forgetting to write a wish.

Post by **Teaos** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:26 am

Wish denied.

I wish people really did look like this 8)

JudgeKing · Post by **JudgeKing** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:12 pm

Granted, but now they all look the same.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:20 pm

Granted, but you have no idea where or when you'll end up

I wish I had a starship

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:25 pm

Granted. Unfortunately you have no way to get fuel.

I wish there were more smart people in the world.

JudgeKing · Post by **JudgeKing** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:20 am

Granted, but they are gunned down by the government.

I wish the Earth would explode.