Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:43 am
It would be a safe bet to say that.
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Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:43 am
I can't wait. This is hilarious.
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 2:58 pm
Enjoy it while it lasts. It wont be long until its our turn.
although i'm honoured to be slated to die in the same piece as you,Tsuki ^_^
although i'm honoured to be slated to die in the same piece as you,Tsuki ^_^
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 12:05 am
The honor is mine, Captain.
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:25 am
ha! trans-atlantic spelling difference-ness XD
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:50 am
I can't wait to read this. This will be absolutely hilarious.
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:15 pm
Part three. This one is Blackstar and Tsu. It was going to be Blackstar and Deep but Tsu passed Deep in post count yesterday so he got bumped up the list. Next time will probably be Deep and Reliant.
USS Daystrom
"Captain we have reports of a disturbance in one of the recreational halls" A voice rang over the comm system.
"Hmmm I suppose I'll go check it out" Teoas said as he shut off the Holodeck programme he had been running.
"So what was that event called again sir?" His wench asked as she followed him out.
"That my dear was an ancient Earth ritual call "spring break" I felt the need to expand our cultural awareness" Teaos said stepping into the turbo lift.
"I still don't see why I had to enter the wet T-shirt contest though sir" She said running her fingers through her hair trying to straighten it again.
"History is better experience rather than just observed"
"You seemed to be observing rather closely " She mumbled.
"What was that?" Teaos said as they walked into the recreation room
"I said-" She started before being cut off.
"I AM A MOTHER-FUCK*NG TAUR!!!!!!!!!!" Lt Blackstar roared out.
"Whats going on here?" Teaos asked taking in the crowd surrounding Blackstar and another crewmen.
"This pathetic sack of crotch droppings called me and "it" sir, I demand blood!" Blackstar snarled out.
"Calm down man" The young crewmen said raising his hands in a placating manner.
"Man? Man? I'm a Hir you retarded spiv" Blackstar yelled raising onto Hir hind legs and slashing the crewmen across the throat with Hir claws.
The crewman fell to the ground clutching his throat and thrashing around before going limp as his life juice drained out.
"Security arrest Lt Blackstar for Murder" Teaos ordered.
"What? I was just defending my honour!" Blackstar said bearing hir teeth and advancing on Teaos.
One of the security crew men shot at one of hir front legs causing it to go limp but Blackstar continued to advance on the remaining three.
"Damn shi has to many limbs" The security crewmen said aiming for the torso. Unfortunately several other security crewmen took the same shot though.
A half dozen phaser beams hit Blackstar in the torso burning a hole through hir chest.
The taur feel to the floor dead.
"One day, just one day with out someone dying, that's all I ask" Teaos said running his hands through his hair.
*****
"Whats the point of this sir?" Teaos' wench asked looking down from the raised seating.
"I felt the crew needed some entertainment after the unpleasantness of the last new days" Teaos said over the sound of the roaring crowd.
"You mean the six senior officers we've lost" she said looking around the holodeck produced stadium.
"That's what I said unpleasantness" Teaos said looking at the action down in the centre.
"So you decided to throw a battle royal mud wrestling contest?" She asked with a hint of distain in her voice.
"The crowd seems to love it" Teaos pointed out gesturing to almost ever male on the ship sitting in the seating looking down at the six scantily clad female crewmen in the mudpit.
"And why is Ensign Tsukiyumi acting as referee?" She asked looking at the officer in a black and white lined top standing in the pit.
"I owed him a favour" Teaos said bringing his binoculars to his eyes to take full advantage of a young crewmen who had been relived of her top by a pair of ensign double teaming her.
Tsu blew his whistle trying to separate two crewmen who were engaged in a bitch slapping duel.
"Your out of here" Tsu said indicating a young blond woman to leave to pit after she had pulled a hunk of hair out of another mudwrestler.
"WHAT?" She yelled before jumping on Tsu and slamming him into the mud.
The other five girls quickly pilled on top in a sweaty, muddy, sexy doggy pile.
After a minute the girls climbed off one by one leaving Tsu laying in the mud face up with a huge grin on his face. After several moments of not moving one of the medical crewmen on call ran out to check on him.
Bending over him with a tri-corder the medic looked up "He's dead"
"It would seem that he suffocated on crewmen Fields cleavage" The wench said.
"Yeah but what a way to go " Teaos said looking at the massive grin on Tsu's face as he was carried off the field.
USS Daystrom
"Captain we have reports of a disturbance in one of the recreational halls" A voice rang over the comm system.
"Hmmm I suppose I'll go check it out" Teoas said as he shut off the Holodeck programme he had been running.
"So what was that event called again sir?" His wench asked as she followed him out.
"That my dear was an ancient Earth ritual call "spring break" I felt the need to expand our cultural awareness" Teaos said stepping into the turbo lift.
"I still don't see why I had to enter the wet T-shirt contest though sir" She said running her fingers through her hair trying to straighten it again.
"History is better experience rather than just observed"
"You seemed to be observing rather closely " She mumbled.
"What was that?" Teaos said as they walked into the recreation room
"I said-" She started before being cut off.
"I AM A MOTHER-FUCK*NG TAUR!!!!!!!!!!" Lt Blackstar roared out.
"Whats going on here?" Teaos asked taking in the crowd surrounding Blackstar and another crewmen.
"This pathetic sack of crotch droppings called me and "it" sir, I demand blood!" Blackstar snarled out.
"Calm down man" The young crewmen said raising his hands in a placating manner.
"Man? Man? I'm a Hir you retarded spiv" Blackstar yelled raising onto Hir hind legs and slashing the crewmen across the throat with Hir claws.
The crewman fell to the ground clutching his throat and thrashing around before going limp as his life juice drained out.
"Security arrest Lt Blackstar for Murder" Teaos ordered.
"What? I was just defending my honour!" Blackstar said bearing hir teeth and advancing on Teaos.
One of the security crew men shot at one of hir front legs causing it to go limp but Blackstar continued to advance on the remaining three.
"Damn shi has to many limbs" The security crewmen said aiming for the torso. Unfortunately several other security crewmen took the same shot though.
A half dozen phaser beams hit Blackstar in the torso burning a hole through hir chest.
The taur feel to the floor dead.
"One day, just one day with out someone dying, that's all I ask" Teaos said running his hands through his hair.
*****
"Whats the point of this sir?" Teaos' wench asked looking down from the raised seating.
"I felt the crew needed some entertainment after the unpleasantness of the last new days" Teaos said over the sound of the roaring crowd.
"You mean the six senior officers we've lost" she said looking around the holodeck produced stadium.
"That's what I said unpleasantness" Teaos said looking at the action down in the centre.
"So you decided to throw a battle royal mud wrestling contest?" She asked with a hint of distain in her voice.
"The crowd seems to love it" Teaos pointed out gesturing to almost ever male on the ship sitting in the seating looking down at the six scantily clad female crewmen in the mudpit.
"And why is Ensign Tsukiyumi acting as referee?" She asked looking at the officer in a black and white lined top standing in the pit.
"I owed him a favour" Teaos said bringing his binoculars to his eyes to take full advantage of a young crewmen who had been relived of her top by a pair of ensign double teaming her.
Tsu blew his whistle trying to separate two crewmen who were engaged in a bitch slapping duel.
"Your out of here" Tsu said indicating a young blond woman to leave to pit after she had pulled a hunk of hair out of another mudwrestler.
"WHAT?" She yelled before jumping on Tsu and slamming him into the mud.
The other five girls quickly pilled on top in a sweaty, muddy, sexy doggy pile.
After a minute the girls climbed off one by one leaving Tsu laying in the mud face up with a huge grin on his face. After several moments of not moving one of the medical crewmen on call ran out to check on him.
Bending over him with a tri-corder the medic looked up "He's dead"
"It would seem that he suffocated on crewmen Fields cleavage" The wench said.
"Yeah but what a way to go " Teaos said looking at the massive grin on Tsu's face as he was carried off the field.
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:15 pm
Look on the bright side, Tsu, at least you went out happy. :
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 6:10 pm
At least someone did. I got a fraking hole in my chestRochey wrote:
Look on the bright side, Tsu, at least you went out happy. :
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 6:22 pm
my turn 
nice death Tsuki
nice death Tsuki
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:47 pm
Nice, Tsu. That's actually how I had planned to go.
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:41 pm
The really funny part is, I've almost been suffocated by a girl while we were... having fun.
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:43 pm
You do know that Teaos has hired P.I.'s and keeps a full dossier on all of us, right?
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 10:14 pm
Who hasn'tTsukiyumi wrote:
The really funny part is, I've almost been suffocated by a girl while we were... having fun.
Re: I'm a gonna kill you
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:29 pm
I know everything there is to know about you guys including any strange fetishes for latex *Looks at Mikey*