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Posted: **Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:19 pm**

"Unbeknownst to me, they were all beating up the sweaty duck."

Story of my life.

Posted: **Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:21 pm**

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:45 pm**

For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
wrestling the vicar.

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:45 pm**

You should have seen him
steaming the captain.

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:31 pm**

thelordharry wrote:For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
wrestling the vicar.

I thought "wrestling the vicar" was already a commonly-used euphemism in England.

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:19 pm**

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
getting the eternal slippery cadaver.

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:21 pm**

Rochey wrote:...eternal slippery cadaver.

Man, they might as well have called this the "Awesome Band Name Generator".

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:35 pm**

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
yelling at the pork kishka.

Of course I'd get the one that's not really a euphemism...

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:55 pm**

The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon

spreading the Mexican pocket curtain.

I don't want friends like that...

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:23 pm**

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
perpetuating the gigantic brontosaurus.

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:04 pm**

Wait a minute. Kishka isn't pork.

Posted: **Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:22 pm**

You give me five hundred dollars,
I give you the negatives,
and no one has to know you were
crashing the cactus

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:59 am**

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as

wrestling the platoon.

Is that what they call it these days?

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:12 am**

Shut the door! I'm
throwing the melting bear!

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:56 am**

Needless to say, I promptly began

titillating the slippery porcelain dowel.

And she loved it so much she started to pray...."Oh god, oh god, oh god"

I love this thing!

The Euphemism Generator