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Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:05 am**

My father-in-law, discussing his distaste for blue language being used in the presence of women: "I don't go for that foul-mouthed shit."

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:58 am**

One of my old supervisors in the middle of briefing a pilot abou the weather. "What are you Drunk?" After said pilot asked him a stupid question.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:50 am**

A co worker asking me if I had any "S.E.C's" (Service Estimates for Customers)on my desk. I looked at her and my jaw dropped.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:52 am**

Was she worth having SECs on the desk?

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:56 am**

OH YES..........I work in an office with three hotties.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:03 am**

In my head I was pronouncing the letters separately, so I didn't get it.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:07 am**

Was it good?

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:32 am**

She was a bit intimidated by the AMOUNT of SECs I had on my desk

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:11 am**

Mark wrote:She was a bit intimidated by the AMOUNT of SECs I had on my desk

Well, as long as you clean up afterward.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:15 am**

Lazar wrote:In my head I was pronouncing the letters separately, so I didn't get it.

I did the first time...then I got it.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:14 am**

Tsukiyumi wrote:
Mark wrote:She was a bit intimidated by the AMOUNT of SECs I had on my desk
Well, as long as you clean up afterward.

Well did you?

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:23 am**

Of course

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:06 am**

Mark wrote:Of course

Nice! Me I had a quicke in the Helium Storage room at my last command. Almost got my ass caught.

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