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But they don't have butts. The butt is formed from the connection of legs to torso. They have neither. Therefore, no butts.

Play hackysack with it. It would sound like a dog toy.

Or, just use them as a dog toy.

Dye them different colors and hand them from a christmas tree.

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Soak them in water, throw them at the ceiling and see if they will stick.

Sell them as Sustainable Cleaning Wipes.

Use them instead of shammys to wax your car

"Wax on"

"Wax off"

Prrrrrrrrr

Give one as a pet to your Reptillian Xindi friend from the Acadamy.

Mark wrote:Give one as a snack to your Reptillian Xindi friend from the Acadamy.

Fixed.

Give one to Captain Ransom.

1. Play soccer with it.

2. Paint them in various colours and start playing snooker with them.

3. Put them in those vending automats with grapling hooks. (don't know the proper word for it)

knit them together into a wig.

Dye them blue and assimilate them.

Use a tribble in liu of toilet paper. They don't flush well, and quite difficult of wash.

Use a tribble while interogating Klingon operatives. It is considered cruel and unusual punishment.