But they don't have butts. The butt is formed from the connection of legs to torso. They have neither. Therefore, no butts.
Play hackysack with it. It would sound like a dog toy.
Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
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Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Or, just use them as a dog toy.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Dye them different colors and hand them from a christmas tree.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
This thread rocks 
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
-Remain Star Trek-
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
-Remain Star Trek-
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Soak them in water, throw them at the ceiling and see if they will stick.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
Stan - South Park
Stan - South Park
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Sell them as Sustainable Cleaning Wipes.
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
John Cage
John Cage
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Use them instead of shammys to wax your car
"Wax on"
"Wax off"
Prrrrrrrrr
"Wax on"
"Wax off"
Prrrrrrrrr
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Give one as a pet to your Reptillian Xindi friend from the Acadamy.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Fixed.Mark wrote:Give one as a snack to your Reptillian Xindi friend from the Acadamy.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Give one to Captain Ransom.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
Stan - South Park
Stan - South Park
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
1. Play soccer with it.
2. Paint them in various colours and start playing snooker with them.
3. Put them in those vending automats with grapling hooks. (don't know the proper word for it)
2. Paint them in various colours and start playing snooker with them.
3. Put them in those vending automats with grapling hooks. (don't know the proper word for it)
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Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
knit them together into a wig.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Dye them blue and assimilate them.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Use a tribble in liu of toilet paper. They don't flush well, and quite difficult of wash.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Use a tribble while interogating Klingon operatives. It is considered cruel and unusual punishment.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.