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Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:53 pm
by stitch626
Any starship captain: I don't want to leave sickbay, I need to stay here another 24 hours and that is what I'm going to do.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:12 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
Borg, to Troi: I need help; I'm hearing voices in my head all day.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:36 am
by Mikey
Jean-Luc Picard: "You know what? You're right. I am somewhat unsure of my moral standing in this matter, and I'd rather hear all available takes rather than be self-righteous."
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:29 am
by N'tran DS 12
Spock:"This human conduct is surprisingly logical."
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:43 pm
by Mikey
Starfleet admiralty: "Let's take a moment to ensure that we're using the best strategic plan we can."
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:41 pm
by Aaron
Harry Kim "Sir, I know I've been an Ensign for seven years but I just don't think I deserve a promotion"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:17 pm
by mwhittington
Barclay: Kiss my butt, LaForge!
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:36 pm
by kostmayer
Worf: Today is a good day for pie.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:40 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Any member of Starfleet: "*proceeds to explain something in less than a dozen words*"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:41 pm
by Captain Seafort
Janeway: Barging through the space of those highly territorial and aggressive aliens would be stupid. We'll go round them.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:17 am
by Captain Picard's Hair
Geordi: "Captain, we're going to have to stop off at the nearest starbase to have all panels and consoles refilled with C4."
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:54 am
by stitch626
Scotty: Captain, the repairs won't take more than a minute.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:12 am
by Aaron
Lister: I'll have an apple.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:35 pm
by thelordharry
Picard: "Number One, invite all the ship's children up to the bridge so they can see what goes on"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:48 pm
by Nutso
George Lucas: The Ewoks were stupid.
Harry Kim: I was thinking of a woman last night. A naked woman!
Any Voyager writer: I think this episode we'll do something cool with Chakotay.
Captain Archer: Thank God for the Vulcans.
Anakin Skywalker: It's my fault, all of it.
Anyone and everyone: Dane Cook is funny.