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I would rather surf the DITL forums than:

-- watch Star Trek 5

-- eat beets

-- compete in a triatholon

-- clean bedpans

I would rather surf the DITL forums than listen to my woman complain.

Rochey wrote:Hmm, is the above post Zing-worthy?

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than be transformed into an Irish Imperialist, too! Or a space martian invader, a Valdore-class warbird, a crummy Constitution-class in orbit of some dumb planet since like forever, or umm hmm... a Romulan, an angry Romulan clutching a fake Cardassian data rod, a blue and red skull thingamajigg, an anchor thing that looks like a clothing icon from Old Navy, two random starships flying at wierd angles, or anything else darn it!

I'd rather surf DITL than watch the Champion's Legue final.

Duskofdead wrote:I would rather surf the DITL forums than be transformed into a Chakat.

I would rather surf the DITL forums than be transformed into Duskofdead

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than be transformed into an Irish Imperialist, too!

Aww, but we're the best kind.

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than go all day with a migraine without my migraine medicine.

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than be the token redshirt on an away mission

Rochey wrote:

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than be transformed into an Irish Imperialist, too!

Aww, but we're the best kind.

When was Ireland an empire?

I'd rather read the DITL forums than sleep with any of my three most recent ex-girlfriends. Rude, rude people.

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than get up to get another diet pepsi.

Duskofdead wrote:I'd rather surf the DITL forums than get up to get another diet pepsi.

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than drink a diet Pepsi. Yech.

Captain Picard's Hair wrote:

Duskofdead wrote:I'd rather surf the DITL forums than get up to get another diet pepsi.

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than drink a diet Pepsi. Yech.

I'd rather surf the DITL forums than get busted back to Ensign, Lieutenant! Now, where is that diet pepsi?

Duskofdead wrote:I'd rather surf the DITL forums than get busted back to Ensign, Lieutenant! Now, where is that diet pepsi?

Is it odd that I'm reminded of the song "Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendencies?

I would rather surf the DITL forums than... read the NJO.