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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:28 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
What is pedantic?
Think of Data (especially in the early seasons)
Now, the point of this thread is NOT to comment on the questions...
If Dog is man's best friend, why are unpleasant women referred to as female dogs (B!tche$)?
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:16 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:27 am
by Mikey
Captain Picard's Hair wrote:How does one "make like a tree and go," if trees are fixed in place?
It's "make like a tree and
leave. Get it? tree... leaf... leave...
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:09 am
by Mikey
Since "hamburgers" are named for the city of Hamburg, Germany; where exactly is the suburb called "Cheeseburg?"
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:32 am
by Tsukiyumi
Isn't Mayor McCheese the mayor of "Cheeseburg"?
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:58 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
Why is it called the "highway" if it's on the ground, or the "expressway" if it's jammed half the time?
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:27 pm
by Deepcrush
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:38 pm
by Blackstar the Chakat
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:20 pm
by Mikey
Hey, Deep?...
Mikey wrote:Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?
Great minds think alike. As do ours...
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:08 pm
by Deepcrush
Oh, sorry about that one mikey!
Why is there a truck with bull horns named the Dodge Ram?
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:54 pm
by Mikey
It has bull horns?
Anyway, if your door is ajar, shouldn't you screw it shut?
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:58 pm
by colmquinn
Can a shoe box?
(No but a tin can)
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:16 am
by kostmayer
Given her knack for getting kidnapped, assualted, chased and shot at - and the fact that her father is an overprotective, ex Black Ops Federal Agent - why doesn't Kim Bauer wear a bra?
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:39 am
by Mikey
kostmayer wrote:Given her knack for getting kidnapped, assualted, chased and shot at - and the fact that her father is an overprotective, ex Black Ops Federal Agent - why doesn't Kim Bauer wear a bra?
Here's a silly question, I guess:
Who's Kim Bauer?
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:40 am
by MetalHead
why do people search for long periods of time looking for the TV remote but wont take 2 seconds to go and just push the button?
Why do people point to their watch when asking for the time, I think i know where my watch is (tho I use my phone...) where the *£(")$ is yours!