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Mikey wrote:But Hayden Pana-whatsis? Isn't she a little kid?

She's like a year older than I am....

Mikey wrote:MMM... Alyssa Milano is just plain yummy. But Hayden Pana-whatsis? Isn't she a little kid?

She is 19 so she may be short but no little.

Really? She's 19?

G-d help me when my daughter becomes a teenager.

Rather, G-d help her prospective dates.

That's why I plan to clean my guns, all of them, whenever some boy comes over to take my little girl out.

As for Hayden, you look at her and you get the uneasy feeling that this...

Well shit, apparently I don't have my "I see a PEDO" pic with me.

Point taken (and agreed with) even without visual aids.

Ah but the visual aid makes it funny. It's the "Dear Doctor" of child abuse.

you guys should know plans don't always work out as you'd hope....

For example, Lt girl's dad was planning on cleaning his gun when her first date came over, I got there, no gun....

Yeah, and now look what he ended up with...

, I'm nice.

Here we go.

SomosFuga wrote:hayden panettiere - Heroes

hey she is almost 20 and i´m 28, what would be the problem!!!???

Reading comprehension and an inability to recognize a joke?

would someone explain what PEDO is, I lead a very sheltered life.

Lt. Staplic wrote:would someone explain what PEDO is, I lead a very sheltered life.

A pedo, short for pedophile, is a person who is sexually attracted to kids.

ah, and your saying she is one...or she was exposed to one as a kid?