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Mikey wrote:Besides, Hawai'ians can't riot.


They'd never be in the right place on time.

Eh....no sweat 'em Cuz. Try wait, we stay d'ere bumbye. Where you stay?

(translation....relax, we're on our way. By the way, where is the riot again?)
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:lol:
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This explains why Brits are the most common culprits among tourists attempting to steal the signs from Fucking, Austria.
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"I feel we should never alter names and Tickle Cock has a very clear message behind it" :lol:
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Mikey wrote:This explains why Brits are the most common culprits among tourists attempting to steal the signs from f***ing, Austria.
Lol, hadn't heard of that village, nor the popularity among brits but after I googled it all I can say is that I find it fucking hilarious :lol:
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The locals apparently don't think it's so funny that their Fucking sign kept getting nicked.

This lot keep loosing theirs as well.
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Captain Seafort wrote:This lot keep loosing theirs as well.
I want one. :lol:
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We also have Shitterton, although stealing their sign would prove somewhat problematic.
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Captain Seafort wrote:We also have Shitterton, although stealing their sign would prove somewhat problematic.
Somebody will manage eventually. What I find interesting is the fact that Shitterton is only #9 on the list of Britain's rudest place names. Do you guys have a town called "Your-mom's-a-whore-ville" or something?
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Well, there's Twatt.
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Condan1993 wrote:Well, there's Twatt.
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[quote="Condan1993"]Well, there's Twatt

The name of the town is enough; does anyone else consider it a sad commentary that there is a mainland of the Orkney Islands?
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