The Joke Thread

[Mark]

It COULD have been....but there are only a few of us who arbitrarily announce that someone is "wrong". And since I didn't see the stick figure with a rifle, that rules out Deep

[Mikey]

I assume Uzume was referring to the individual who was wrong - if she was referring to the character in the sketch then it could have been pretty much anyone on DITL.

I think she was referring to the "corrector," not the "correctee." To be fair to you, though, Seafort, it wouldn't be entirely accurate - the depicted character said "wrong," not "blithering idiot."

[Captain Seafort]

I think she was referring to the "corrector," not the "correctee."

In which case, as I said, it could be applied to any one of us.

To be fair to you, though, Seafort, it wouldn't be entirely accurate - the depicted character said "wrong," not "blithering idiot."

I object to that description of me - I rarely, if ever, use the word "blithering".

[Mikey]

Beg pardon.

[Mark]

Acutally Mikey, you use "blithering" more than him

[Foxfyre]

Acutally Mikey, you use "blithering" more than him

I think you used it a bit yourself at one point.

[Mikey]

Acutally Mikey, you use "blithering" more than him

I know. Perhaps I've conflated our styles. I wonder which of us should be offended...

[Tsukiyumi]

...if she was referring to the character in the sketch then it could have been pretty much anyone on DITL.

She was, and that's true.

[IanKennedy]

I don't use the word "blithering", and anyone who says I do is a blithering idiot.

[Mikey]

I don't use the word "blithering", and anyone who says I do is a blithering idiot.

Ha! My father-in-law once came home drunk (formerly, his preferred state) from the Elks lodge and was telling us about some guy who was using blue language at the bar, even though there were women present. My out-law then went on to tell us that when the fairer sex is present, he doesn't "go in for that foul-mouthed shit."

[Mark]

[Foxfyre]

[Graham Kennedy]

During the second world war my grandfather couldn't stop scribbling on notepads. He was hit by a doodlebug.

When I was in Vietnam I had my fortune told. The guy was on fire - he was a napalm reader.

For my girlfriend's birthday I bought her a full size weather balloon. Unfortunately that didn't go down well.

Last year I bought her a set of cutlery with no knives or spoons in it. People kept telling me that it's the fork that counts.

A friend said to me "As a young boy, was your mother very strict with you?"
I said "Actually I don't think my mother ever was a young boy..."

Mind you, when *I* was a boy she did used to beat me with the telephone. I was forever on the receiving end.

My friend has a butler whose left arm is missing. Serves him right.

[Lighthawk]

During the second world war my grandfather couldn't stop scribbling on notepads. He was hit by a doodlebug.

When I was in Vietnam I had my fortune told. The guy was on fire - he was a napalm reader.

For my girlfriend's birthday I bought her a full size weather balloon. Unfortunately that didn't go down well.

Last year I bought her a set of cutlery with no knives or spoons in it. People kept telling me that it's the fork that counts.

A friend said to me "As a young boy, was your mother very strict with you?"
I said "Actually I don't think my mother ever was a young boy..."

Mind you, when *I* was a boy she did used to beat me with the telephone. I was forever on the receiving end.

My friend has a butler whose left arm is missing. Serves him right.

I'm billing you for the brain scrubbing I'm going to need now.

[Mikey]