Favorite Quotes

[Graham Kennedy]

"Neeeeeeuclar wwwwwessssells..." Chekov to cop, ST IV

[stitch626]

Hehe, I like that one.

[kostmayer]

Another infinitely quotable film, I'll stick with

"He's a Ruskie sir"

[Varthikes]

Another infinitely quotable film, I'll stick with

"He's a Ruskie sir"

"That is the stupidest thing I ever heard in my life. Of course, he's a Ruskie, but he's a retard or something."



And, one that I understand to be popular among the Russians:

"If bureaucratic mentality is the only constant, we'll get a freighter."
--McCoy

[JudgeKing]

"Where the hell were those damn ships?"
~Captain Archer on the fact there weren't any ships defending Earth when ther Xindi sent their weapon.

"Where the hell were those DAMN MACOs?"
~Trip's dying words.

[Jabber Swarky]

To quote myself while playing a JRPG:

Zak: I dont understand, is that guy evil or just an jerk?
Me: There's no such thing as good or evil, its just how cool your costume looks.

[sunnyside]

(Ground control, paraphrased): 'Please be advised. There are British friendlies in your area. They're in little yellow tanks."

A-10 pilot: "Oh Shit".
(more profanity follows shortly).

I don't know what that strikes such a cord with me. Maybe the fact they were maybe a dozen seconds late with that information.

[mwhittington]

From ROTJ:
Han: "Keep your distance though, Chewie, but don't LOOK like your trying to keep your distance."
Chewie: "GRRAAWWAARRAARR?"
Han: "I don't know, fly casual!"

Han: "3PO, you tell that slimey piece of worm-ridden...filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us!...Right, Chewie?"
Chewie: "...RAR!"

[Captain Seafort]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:

Alla Quartermain (on Tom Sawyer's shooting): "It was very American: fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target."

[Aaron]

(Ground control, paraphrased): 'Please be advised. There are British friendlies in your area. They're in little yellow tanks."

A-10 pilot: "Oh ****".
(more profanity follows shortly).

I don't know what that strikes such a cord with me. Maybe the fact they were maybe a dozen seconds late with that information.

You know what really sucks? Having friends killed that way, not once but three times.

[Captain Seafort]

You know what really sucks? Having friends killed that way, not once but three times.

Bloody hell...

My condolences Kendall.

[Aaron]

Bloody hell...

My condolences Kendall.

Thanks, all by Yanks too. Their pilots apparently require remedial training on target identification.

[Blackstar the Chakat]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:

Alla Quartermain (on Tom Sawyer's shooting): "It was very American: fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target."

That's how I do it

[Sonic Glitch]

"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put!"
--I believe Sir Winston Churchill said something along those lines

[Captain Seafort]

"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put!"
--I believe Sir Winston Churchill said something along those lines

If we start getting into Churchill quotes we could fill another dozen pages.

Some woman: You, sir, are drunk!
WSC: And you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.