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stitch626 wrote:

Mikey wrote:

stitch626 wrote:Way to ruin the joke Mikey.

I checked. I made sure to put that in spoiler tags.

Well... you still ruined it for those who obsess about reading spoiler tags.

Foxfyre wrote:The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women :

Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

Royal_Foxx wrote:

Foxfyre wrote:The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women :

Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

This is making its way around Twitter.

Foxfyre wrote:
Wait you just tweeted me?


You know that doesn't sound right....

Royal_Foxx wrote:

Foxfyre wrote:
Wait you just tweeted me?


You know that doesn't sound right....

I would never.

Royal_Foxx wrote:To confuse you.

Royal_Foxx wrote:Someone is wrong

Mikey wrote:

Royal_Foxx wrote:Someone is wrong

*SPIT COFFEE ALERT*

Royal_Foxx wrote:Someone is wrong

It's Seafort!!! or Tsu