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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:51 pm
by Mark
Dear John,
I cannot be with you anymore. I have met an incredible man and we are getting married! You can see this can't continue. Please send back the photo I took with you.
The soldier burned the letter and went around the base collecting photos from his buddies: he managed to acquire about two dozen pictures of various women. He stuffed them all into an envelope and sent them back to his girlfriend,with a note: "Couldn't remember which one was you, please pick the right photo and send the rest back - John"
The author of this joke stole this from MASH. I just saw the episode where they did this the other night

Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:36 pm
by McAvoy
Those two were great Sionnach Glic.

Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:11 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Not a joke, but a supposedly true story.
"There's a story about a C-124 and an F-4 on intersecting taxiways at Rhein-Main long ago. The F-4 driver asked Ground what the Globe-master's intentions were. It is said that the C-124 pilot opened the clamshell doors in the nose and announced, "I'm going to eat you." "
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:02 am
by mwhittington

I almost spit milk on the screen!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:16 am
by Deepcrush
We need more airplane jokes.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:49 am
by Mikey
OK...
"No, kid, I'm not Kareem Abdul-Jabaar."
"My dad says you're overrated."
"Tell your Dad to try carrying Bill Walton's ass up and down the court for 48 minutes!"
Oh, you meant jokes about airplanes, not from Airplane!...
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:40 am
by Deepcrush
And then Sir, I shot him and to this day feel it was justifiable expense of ammunition.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:50 am
by mwhittington
I got this joke from Good Will Hunting:
This pilot is giving the safety speech to the passengers, and when he finishes, accidentally leaves the microphone on, and tells his copilot, "man, I could really go for a beer and a blowjob!" One of the stewardesses runs to the cockpit to tell the pilot he left the microphone turned on, when one of the passengers yells out, " hey, lady! You're forgetting his beer!"
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:45 pm
by Mikey
A long-time married couple are out shopping. Th husband puts a case of Budweiser in the cart. The wife says, "What are you doing?"
"The husband says, "It's a good deal - 24 cans for $10."
She answers, "We can't afford that," and has the man remove the beer. A little while later, she puts a jar of face cream in the cart.
The husband says, "What are you doing?"
The wife answers, "It's my face cream - only $20, and it helps me look more beautiful."
The husband answers, "So do 24 cans of Bud, and they're half the price."
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:47 pm
by Griffin
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:22 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:56 am
by Deepcrush
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:57 am
by Vic
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:32 pm
by Griffin
I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket.
He said, "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:42 pm
by Angharrad