The Joke Thread

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Nickswitz wrote:I got that it was a play on words, I don't get the humor of it... :confused:
No, I'm not talking about where, there are more ways to spell that sound than that.
Yeah, thus a play on words, the word wear instead of where. If I'm thinking correctly, for some reason I don't think I am.
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Think of different spellings of the word "where". Then think how those words could apply to such a situation.
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But the grammar is not right...
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I just thought is was lame.
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"Wheres the soap" becoming "Wear's the Soap?"


Wear's the soap? how can you wear a cleaning item?
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Nickswitz wrote:But the grammar is not right...
Reliant121 wrote:"Wheres the soap" becoming "Wear's the Soap?"


Wear's the soap? how can you wear a cleaning item?
I with you guys. How is "Yes it does, doesn't it" a response to "Wears the soap", and where exactly is the joke in there?
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Try thinking of "wears" as a synonym of "degraded by friction", rather than in the sense of putting on clothing. :wink:
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You should've left 'em in the dark, Seafort. It's like pulling teeth!
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Mikey wrote:You should've left 'em in the dark, Seafort. It's like pulling teeth!
It was a toss-up between leaving them in the dark and the comedy value of the mass use of this smilie: :doh: that I now expect to see.

I am, however, somewhat disappointed by the lack of imagination our fellow DITLers have demonstrated in this thread. :(
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I have plenty of imagination....I asked my girlfriend about it and she googled it :lol:
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Lt. Staplic wrote:I have plenty of imagination....I asked my girlfriend about it and she googled it :lol:
So you two can try wearing the soap? :lol:
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Yeah, I still don't see the humor in it, it isn't really funny... IDK, I may be in the same boat as Deep.
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Nickswitz wrote:Yeah, I still don't see the humor in it, it isn't really funny... IDK, I may be in the same boat as Deep.
Then I suggest 1 of 2 things: You're gonna need a bigger boat. OR. Flee now while you still can.
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Sonic Glitch wrote:
Nickswitz wrote:Yeah, I still don't see the humor in it, it isn't really funny... IDK, I may be in the same boat as Deep.
Then I suggest 1 of 2 things: You're gonna need a bigger boat. OR. Flee now while you still can.
And this is now the funniest post for the last two pages
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Yeah.... :takecover:
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Nope. Still don't get it. It makes no sense to me at all.
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