Edited quotes

[kostmayer]

How long would it take to tally a millenium banana?

[Mikey]

"My G-d... it's full of bananas..."

[Lazar]

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your bananas."

"A banana! a banana! my kingdom for a banana!"

"My God, that's a big banana."

[Graham Kennedy]

I had no idea bananas were so inherently funny, these are cracking my up no end!

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a banana."

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my banana, in this life or the next."

"Louis, I think this is the start of a beautiful banana."

[Captain Seafort]

"Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual bananas."

[Mikey]

"Send in the bananas!"

[Mark]

"Son, we live in a world with walls, and those walls have to be protected by men with banannas. Who's gonna do it, you?"

[Varthikes]

"It was my first banana gun."

"By assimilating other bananas into our collective, we're bringing them closer to perfection."

"Banana torpedoes. Fire."

[Sionnach Glic]

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those bannanas. Bring me the passangers, I want them alive!"

[Sonic Glitch]

"Listen, all i know is what they taught me in command school:

Rule number 1. young men die.
Rule Number 2. Bananas can't change rule number 1"

[Varthikes]

"Bananas are partial to maiden sacrifices, I hear."

"We bananas love to sing when we're happy."
"But, you're not like a banana at all."
"Hmm, well, how many bananas do you know?"
"You're the first."
"You should never listen to minstrel fancies. A banana would never hurt a soul, unless it tried to hurt him first."

[Mark]

"Did you ever dance the bananna by the pale moonlight?"

[Mikey]

You're a greasy-fast Italian banana!

[Mark]

"I pity the bananna!"

"I love it when a bananna comes together."

"Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny, the last Battlestar Bananna, leads a ragtag, fugitive fleet, on a lonely quest. To a shining planet, known as Earth."

[Sonic Glitch]

"Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny, the last Battlestar Bananna, leads a ragtag, fugitive fleet, on a lonely quest. To a shining planet, known as Earth."