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This is my new favorite thread.
So has anyone here ever been to Turkey... or Hungary?

I've been to Istanbul. Nice enough place. Very warm.

I've never lf the country, so no I havent.

stitch626 wrote:Duck is too greasy for me... and cute. I can't eat an animal I consider cute.

I tend to think of it the other way around... I ignore the "cute" factor if the animal is tasty enough. I have yet to try a turducken, but I swear I will someday.

Mikey wrote:

stitch626 wrote:Duck is too greasy for me... and cute. I can't eat an animal I consider cute.

I tend to think of it the other way around... I ignore the "cute" factor if the animal is tasty enough. I have yet to try a turducken, but I swear I will someday.

Damn straight.

About tasty animals, or about turducken?

Simmons: (Explaining a Turducken) It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey.
Church: You know, because the holiday isn't quite gluttonous enough on its own.
Grif: Sounds awesome, is that what we're having?
Sarge: Nope. Although impressive, I decided they stopped short when designing the turducken.
Church: Yeah. They seem like real underachievers there.
Sarge: So I decided to make my own variety.
Church: What's that, a polecat stuffed in a possum?
Sarge: Nope, first we start with a hummingbird-
Grif: A what?
Sarge: Put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a corrinsh hen, then put that in a chicken. Put all that in a duck, then a turkey, then in a bigger turkey.(Picture shows Michael Moore)
Grif: Two turkeys?
Sarge: Hey, it's Thanksgiving. Put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put all that in a pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747.
Church: (Short Pause) Cool. I get a wing.
Simmons: I call the turbine.
Sarge: Alright! Hunker up boys, hey Grif! What kinda meat do you like? First class, or coach?
Church: You know if we cook this thing at three hundred and fifty degrees at ten minutes a pound, it's not gonna be done for 11 years.
Sarge: That's why we're going to deep fry. (Oil Tanker Horn) There's the oil now!
Simmons: What was the leopard for?
Sarge: Presentation.

Mikey wrote:About tasty animals, or about turducken?

Both.

Blackstar - I'm led to believe that penguins are rather oily and bitter-tasting. I'd assume the same of emus.

Penguin would be interesting to try.

Heres one for you. If you had to eat a human would you eat a man or woman?

Neither, I'd starve.

Same as Stitch.

unless you mean the other meaning of 'eat'

then i'd take a man

You'd rather die than eat a human? Weird.

I was about to give an answer similar (but opposite) to Reliant. Been there, done that.

Teaos wrote:You'd rather die than eat a human? Weird.

i cant stand the concept of eating another humans flesh.

Mikey wrote:I was about to give an answer similar (but opposite) to Reliant. Been there, done that.

- clenches fist - Yes! I beat him!

- composes and starts whistling -