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I saw something today that would have made for a cracking poster - some woman, fag in face, staring at a no smking sign not a yard in front of her nose. Unfortunately I didn't have a camera.

Captain Seafort wrote:I saw something today that would have made for a cracking poster - some woman, fag in face, staring at a no smking sign not a yard in front of her nose. Unfortunately I didn't have a camera.

Out of curiosity, what would your caption have been?

Oh, and, did the sign specify a distance in which smoking was prohibited? I always stand at least five feet from the sign, myself.

Tsukiyumi wrote:Out of curiosity, what would your caption have been?

Dunno. I suspect anything I could have come up with would only have detracted from the inherent comedy of the image.

Oh, and, did the sign specify a distance in which smoking was prohibited? I always stand at least five feet from the sign, myself.

Nope, just a no smoking sign - she could have reached out and touched it without any effort.

Oh, and to add to the scenario, this was ina petrol station, and the idiot in question was one of the staff.

Captain Seafort wrote:...Oh, and to add to the scenario, this was ina petrol station, and the idiot in question was one of the staff.

For christ's sake, I might resent oppressive regulations, but even I don't smoke near fuel pumps. What a moron.

I was on the way home from a job in Ireland onetime with a work colleague. We picked up his girlfriend on the way home, and stopped off at a petrol station. She wandered off - when we found her, she was getting a light for her cigarette of a stranger, while talking on a mobile phone, in her dressing gown and barefeet.

kostmayer wrote:I was on the way home from a job in Ireland onetime with a work colleague. We picked up his girlfriend on the way home, and stopped off at a petrol station. She wandered off - when we found her, she was getting a light for her cigarette of a stranger, while talking on a mobile phone, in her dressing gown and barefeet.

Sounds like something one of my ex girlfriends would do. In fact, she used to post here...

Okay, I've got a tonne of these things collected from various places.











A couple for our US friends:





A couple from the "well, duh" category:





Some Scientology jabs:





Some 40K ones, showcasing the sheer awesomeness of the series:







One for the recent talk about Traviss:



And, finaly, a few from the "I'm going to hell for this" category:

"Halt. Hammerzeit!"

Damn, how'd I forget this one:

"This site may harm your computer... and rob your house."

Good times, Rochey.

HA!