What's the latest in people's lives?
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Bah, I woke up in a cold sweat two weeks ago. I'd dreamed I was a teenage asian girl in a mesh top and no bra at comic-con.
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Damn. You had a salty shower before going to bed, or what?Tyyr wrote:Bah, I woke up in a cold sweat two weeks ago. I'd dreamed I was a teenage asian girl in a mesh top and no bra at comic-con.
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
You mean, you dreamed that a dozen 35-year-old virgins were gawking at you with no idea of what to do?Tyyr wrote:Bah, I woke up in a cold sweat two weeks ago. I'd dreamed I was a teenage asian girl in a mesh top and no bra at comic-con.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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that's a muslim dream, no?Mikey wrote:You mean, you dreamed that a dozen 35-year-old virgins were gawking at you with no idea of what to do?Tyyr wrote:Bah, I woke up in a cold sweat two weeks ago. I'd dreamed I was a teenage asian girl in a mesh top and no bra at comic-con.
Edit: when a muslim terrorist woman blows herself, is she greeted in paradise by 30 Star Trek fans?
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
I dont' think that's permitted by the Qu'ran. Besides, the burqas probably get in the way.SolkaTruesilver wrote:when a muslim terrorist woman blows herself
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I wish.Mikey wrote:You mean, you dreamed that a dozen 35-year-old virgins were gawking at you with no idea of what to do?
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Well.... I hate assholes who will take advantage of people who are well... Drunk.
It's a long story, and I won't divulge too much, as it's Stitch's executive decision to not release too much info, because this is the Internet, and almost anyone can find anything if they really know where to look.
But yeah, basically someone did something slightly regrettable at a party and someone videotaped it, and now they are selling it at the college, and I know the girl, and am about ready to hurt whoever turns out to be the culprit.
In other news, I got new headphones from the company I get my skins for my electronics and they have amazing sound quality for being a) in ear headphones, b) being from no high end sound company, c) being $50 bucks.
I love them so far. That made me quite happy, getting them.
It's a long story, and I won't divulge too much, as it's Stitch's executive decision to not release too much info, because this is the Internet, and almost anyone can find anything if they really know where to look.
But yeah, basically someone did something slightly regrettable at a party and someone videotaped it, and now they are selling it at the college, and I know the girl, and am about ready to hurt whoever turns out to be the culprit.
In other news, I got new headphones from the company I get my skins for my electronics and they have amazing sound quality for being a) in ear headphones, b) being from no high end sound company, c) being $50 bucks.
I love them so far. That made me quite happy, getting them.
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Minor, against her will, while drunk?
That's a criminal offense, no?
That's a criminal offense, no?
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Not minor, but still against her will. Which is still a criminal offense, which is why Stitch makes the executive decision on what gets said.
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Someone blew up my Homeworld...
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Deepcrush wrote:Someone blew up my Homeworld...
Didn't the doctors tell you not to share the delusions with others....
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Careful kid or your next on the butchers block.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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Homeworld in a game, or.. err.. something else?
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But you never know what tricks I have up my sleeve, just remember, that with great power comes great responsibility...
Wait, wrong quote, um... Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a night, feed a man to a fish and he'll never eat again... Nope...
I'm gonna have to sort this book out again.
Continue on...
Wait, wrong quote, um... Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a night, feed a man to a fish and he'll never eat again... Nope...
I'm gonna have to sort this book out again.
Continue on...