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Lt. Staplic wrote:

Reliant121 wrote:You what? Where the hell did that come from

Even worse, is that makes me feel old. i'm not even 16 yet.

Lol. I joined the forum when I was 16 too. And how exactly is us being older than you thought making you feel older?

I have no idea.


10,000. I outrank both a yas and I cant even have legal intercourse yet. 8)

Reliant121 wrote:10,000. I outrank both a yas and I cant even have legal intercourse yet

Did you ever think maybe one follows the other

I said legal intercourse.


That never stopped anyone.

Reliant121 wrote:I said legal intercourse.


That never stopped anyone.

Unless you get caught. Then Jail is pretty good to stop whomever you fancied.

Unless (s)he is also illegal to have undercourse to begin with. In that case, if it gets in front of the judge, can I come and laugh at your county's up-tightness?

All true. However, in my position due to preferences it becomes an age problem. The people I date, (and I dont mean this to say that I've slept with them all, or any for that matter, thats entirely my business), are invariably one or two years older than I. Even then, in the majority of cases that get processed through local courts around here, since I am nigh on 16 charges wouldn't be pressed. its only when im drastically younger, or when the other is drastically older that the officers always press charges. or if the parents kick off.

Even then, if it was a conviction, i dont think we have prison sentences for it...I have a feeling its community sentencing, however that sex offenders register pretty much fucks everything up for the rest of your life...

Jail only stops it from being willing.

That was harsh man

Deepcrush wrote:Jail only stops it from being willing.

Please, no personal story here.

Send it to me via text.

Deepcrush wrote:Jail only stops it from being willing.

On the plus side, you can be able to fart without making a sound...

Mikey wrote:

Deepcrush wrote:Jail only stops it from being willing.

On the plus side, you can be able to fart without making a sound...

And constipation suddenly isn't much of a problem any more.

Mark wrote:

Mikey wrote:

Deepcrush wrote:Jail only stops it from being willing.

On the plus side, you can be able to fart without making a sound...

And constipation suddenly isn't much of a problem any more.

In that context, I think regularity is totaly overrated.

One of my coworker had been on the phone for some minutes, and I could hear her voice break down as the conversation went. When she hanged up, she was in tears and went to the bathroom.

I don't know if anybody else in the offise notice, or cared, or actually knew what to do. I just followed my instinct and (via personnal mail) offered to go take a coffee in the lobby together, which she picked up immediately. Turned out, her uncle just died, it took 2 minutes of crying in my arms to calm her down, and a good 20 minutes of coffee/talk about it and various personnal life elements to have her get better.

Man, throat cancer is a bitch. My best friend's dad died of it 2 years ago, and he was completely a wreck near the end. apparently, so was my coworker's uncle, he would weight less than 100 lbs in the end.

It's what killed my grandpa.

Well, that and all of the other cancers. Yay, oil industry!

i have just noticed that somehow, via some strange coincidence I've got Mark's...mobile phone number on my phone. I'm assuming this is due to facebook syncing...

Is Facebook down for anyone else... I can't seem to connect to it.

Also, does anyone know if a microwave kills bacteria. Like could you cook raw meet in the microwave and safety it?