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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:34 pm
by Mikey
Captain Seafort wrote:I think that's the third or fourth time someone's told that joke (and at least the second time you have). It gets boring very quickly.
Really? It's possible, but I don't even recall having heard it before today. Then again, some days I don't remember what I had for breakfast.
OK, here's one: an Englishman takes the rod out of his-
Never mind.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:17 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:59 pm
by IanKennedy
Mikey wrote:I've decided that I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did.
Not screaming and panicking, like his passengers.
Always makes me chuckle.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:01 pm
by IanKennedy
Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:56 am
by stitch626
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:19 am
by Deepcrush
IanKennedy wrote:Mikey wrote:I've decided that I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did.
Not screaming and panicking, like his passengers.
Always makes me chuckle.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:49 am
by Griffin
IanKennedy wrote:Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:49 pm
by thelordharry
IanKennedy wrote:Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"
Have you been watching the vicar of dibley again, Ian?
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:07 pm
by IanKennedy
thelordharry wrote:IanKennedy wrote:Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"
Have you been watching the vicar of dibley again, Ian?
No, I knew that joke long before the Vicar of Dibley even existed.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:41 am
by Lighthawk
War is a conflict that determines not who is right, but who is left.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:25 pm
by Captain Seafort
Lighthawk wrote:War is a conflict that determines not who is right, but who is left.
True, but still
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:15 pm
by mwhittington
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
They don't have any balls to scratch.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:15 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
IanKennedy wrote:Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"
I don't get it. I'm not sure I
want to get it.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:26 am
by Nickswitz
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:IanKennedy wrote:Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"
I don't get it. I'm not sure I
want to get it.
Same here
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:44 am
by IanKennedy
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:IanKennedy wrote:Two nuns in the bath
One turns to the other and says:
"Where's the soap"
The other says:
"Yes, it does doesn't it"
I don't get it. I'm not sure I
want to get it.
There's more than one way to spell where...
