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Oh, man, is that insensitive and in poor taste.

WARNING: tastelessness, depravity, and general evil to follow. Punch line in "spoiler" tags. You were warned, so don't come bitching to me if your effeminate little sensibilities get offended.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde man and a blonde woman?

This isn't a bitch, cause I've had the help of a particularly rough public school to harden me to verbal taunts but...


I feel stupid, but I don't get the joke...

This came from a friend of mine,

There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says,

@ Reliant - it's because she has

Mikey wrote:

@ Reliant - it's because she has

ingested or otherwise been the recipient of so much.

Ahhhh. Now i feel far more enlightened.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

Says the irishman who never even managed to get in

Pfft. We were so spectacularly awesome that the French had to resort to cheating to win. 8)

That could be taken in such a different way.

I've decided that I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did.

Not screaming and panicking, like his passengers.

I think that's the third or fourth time someone's told that joke (and at least the second time you have). It gets boring very quickly.