Isn't that called a "Woman" *Runs*McAvoy wrote:I'd like a couch that comes with a fully stocked fridge filled with beer. Push a button and a beer pops up opened and nice and cold.
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Bite my shiny metal ass
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No then that would be a couch that makes sandwiches and gets you a beer...
*tries outrun Griffin*
*tries outrun Griffin*
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As someone once said, you don't have to outrun the bear (or in this case angry wives/girlfriends/female friends if you have any), you just have to outrun your friend.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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I can't out-run McAvoy! I'm physically unfit and slightly overweight. And lazy.
Bite my shiny metal ass
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Thats sucks dude. I am not exactly in great shape and last time I ran full speed I got maybe half a mile and thought I was having a heart attack.
Maybe I shouldn't smoke when I run.
Maybe I shouldn't smoke when I run.
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Fixed.McAvoy wrote:Maybe I shouldn'tsmoke when I runrun while you smoke.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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While you were busy running away I drank your beer and ate your sandwiches. 
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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They were quite tasty too.Griffin wrote:Dammit, outwitted by the women-folk again!
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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Royal where are Stitch and Nic and Bob nowadays?
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Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Stitch is probably lurking about.Teaos wrote:Royal where are Stitch and Nic and Bob nowadays?
Nick is incredibly busy with college and his business (he has a computer/software/it business (you know, computer stuff) oh and this is a secret --- he sort of has a girlfriend ---
Bob is having ---- issues --- ran away from home once, threatened to run away again, doesn't want to go to church etc. etc. (if I ever get my hands on the f*cking bitch that messed up his head I will f*cking KILL HER)
Any questions?
Oh and Intrepid Princess is engaged, wedding is set for next July.
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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Give her my regards. I hope Bob comes to his senses, but remember - you can't pin everything on the "f*cking bitch." Unless she shot him up with Special K and kidnapped him, he has the capacity to follow her lead or to deny it.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Nick is incredibly busy with college and his business (he has a computer/software/it business (you know, computer stuff) oh and this is a secret --- he sort of has a girlfriend ---
OOOOOOWWWWW Nic has a Girlfriend..................
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Please tell them hi and taunt Nick for us. 