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Women, love em so much but...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Here's one I heard just recently:
What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

Its going to take awhile for you to get me hard - I just got laid by chick...

Moonshadow wrote:Here's one I heard just recently:
What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

Its going to take awhile for you to get me hard - I just got laid by chick...

I didn't make this up myself... heard it somewhere and felt like posting it. Mind you, its been a while since I heard it, so it is slightly different.


So there is this man in Florida. He owns a small orange grove. After a while, he decides to add a nice pond in the center. As it comes close to harvest time, this man decides to pick a few oranges, just for himself. So he grabs a metal pail and heads out.

As he walks past his pond, he looks over and sees two young women skinny dipping. They see him and shriek, then swim to the center of the pond. They yell at him to go away.

The man chuckles. He looks at them straight in the eyes and says "I didn't come to watch and I didn't come to kick you out. I just came to feed the gators."

It was 4 women, get it right man!

lol. I love that joke.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve tachyons here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Oh God

After giving the pre-flight announcement, the pilot turns to the copilot and says "As soon as we get off the ground, I need you to take over. I promised that hot new redhead flight attendant I'd induct her into the mile high club." The two then start swapping increasingly off color jokes about it.

Meanwhile in the back, said flight attendant rushes towards the front of the plane to inform the men that they left the intercom on. In her haste though she trips, sprawling to the floor right next to a little old lady. The elderly woman looks down at the flustered redhead, and says "Slow down honey, he's still got to take the plane off first."

Here's for you Harley Davidson fans:
What do Hondas and fat chicks have in common?




They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on either one.