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Just out of curiosity, who's writing up the funeral?

*shrug*
Dunno. Whoever wants to, I guess.

Mikey wrote:I'll buy you two a toaster.

I'll get the blender, then. It's a law that every couple needs to be given a blender by someone.

Hang on...how can you give me and my husbife a blender? Am i being thick?

As a married man, I have to say, Rochey - I believe the law is AT LEAST three blenders.

Oh god, this be what i look forward to in marriage. An armada of Blenders

Hang on...how can you give me and my husbife a blender? Am i being thick?

I'll just put it on top of the coffin, then.

As a married man, I have to say, Rochey - I believe the law is AT LEAST three blenders.

Damn. We're going to need more wedding guests...

And only Mikey (With some dismay) and the guard know of it. And if the guard blabbers he will find a large burn whole in his stomach...

Mikey wrote:I'll buy you two a toaster.

Does anyone know why toasters have that one setting that burns everything to a crisp?

Husbife is a new one. I don't think anyone has come up with that before. Do you mind if I use it at some point?

And do I have to write up my own funeral or what?

Does anyone know why toasters have that one setting that burns everything to a crisp?

For the same reason that clothes dryers have the "fluff" setting that goes for 20 minutes but almost completely fails to dry anything.

And I don't know who's writing your funeral.

For some reason I randomly clicked on this thread.

I think the "burn" setting on toasters is for toasting things that started out frozen. At least that's what I've used it for. And fluff is for, well, fluffing things. It doesn't use hot air it just blows room temperature air around. Also useful for drying/fluffing things like wool blankets that will shrink if you apply any heat or fun plastic garments that will melt.

ChakatBlackstar wrote:

Mikey wrote:I'll buy you two a toaster.

Does anyone know why toasters have that one setting that burns everything to a crisp?

Husbife is a new one. I don't think anyone has come up with that before. Do you mind if I use it at some point?

And do I have to write up my own funeral or what?

Our toaster isn't that bad. Although it did decide to consume my last girlfriends hair....oh well.

Yes, you can use Husbife.

Well i don't know who's attending and what people are saying with the speeches and everything. I would write it but i don't know who's performing a speech and what they are saying.

Go ahead and write it if you want. If anybody were going to complain about it, they should have piped up by now.

Just don't write Rochey or Munro bursting into tears...

I didn't know they could produce tears...

And i have exhausted (if thats how it is spellt) my post.

That rule has been suspended for the remaining duration of this arc, or so I thought.