What's the latest in people's lives?

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

I shall say a prayer for her Mark. Best wishes to her.

[Deepcrush]

Just got back from another birthday dinner. I... feel... fat...

[Sonic Glitch]

Just got back from another birthday dinner. I... feel...fat old...

[Tsukiyumi]

I'm going to save Deep the trouble.

[Sonic Glitch]

I'm going to save Deep the trouble.

[Deepcrush]

[Mikey]

I'm going to save Deep the trouble.

Trouble? That's his hobby.

[Tyyr]

I've been blowing stuff with the color and consistency of rubber cement out of my nose for a week. I'm fucking sick of it.

[Deepcrush]

Not really, shooting is so... inpersonal...

[Deepcrush]

I've been blowing stuff with the color and consistency of rubber cement out of my nose for a week. I'm f***ing sick of it.

Eww.

[Tyyr]

Yeah, nothing like blowing out a chunk the size of a marble and you're still stuffed up. The capacity of your sinuses is both amazing and frightening.

[Deepcrush]

Indeed, whats worse the capacity of a child! Where the hell does it all come from!!!!!!

[Tyyr]

I have no idea. My boy's nose can run continuously night and day and it never stops.

My daughter puked on me a couple days ago (the new one) and I couldn't figure out where it call came from. I'd only given her like three ounces from a bottle and she must have hurled a coke can's worth of cottage cheese everywhere.

[Mikey]

They save it for future puking purposes. My son isn't much of a puker, but when he does it's a prodigy. Doesn't help that he generally eats like he's on death row.

[Deepcrush]