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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Smack him in the face with the cactus.

Second that... in fact do it twice, just to make sure

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Smack him in the face with the cactus.

Take the tickets first, then do the cactus-smacking.

Mikey has the right idea about order!

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Smack him in the face with the cactus.

It would guarantee that he understands what a prick is.

Mikey wrote:Take the tickets first, then do the cactus-smacking.

Oh, he's not buying my ticket, I have to buy my own ticket. He's a cheap pervert.

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Smack him in the face with the cactus.

:: Me: Come here I want to show you something.

Boss: Why are you wearing those heavy leather gloves?

Me: I have a skin condition.

Boss: **comes over**

Me: **smack!!**

::laughs maniacally:

I would pay money to see that. I don't think there's anything wrong with being a pervert, but if you are saying no and he's not taking a hint, then yes, bitch-slap him with a saguaro.

I just realized, when I go to work tomorrow, I'll laugh every time I look at him.

Royal_Foxx wrote:I just realized, when I go to work tomorrow, I'll laugh every time I look at him.

Then our work here is done.

Royal_Foxx wrote:And now my boss wants to go to a baseball game with me. I would rather smack myself in the face with a cactus then go with him to a game.

A) he's married
B) he's a pervert.

Worst of all is the baseball portion of the situation.

Mikey wrote:

Royal_Foxx wrote:I just realized, when I go to work tomorrow, I'll laugh every time I look at him.

Then our work here is done.

Except he's not in. Hmm, wonder if I can hand onto this feeling until Monday.

Jim wrote:

Royal_Foxx wrote:And now my boss wants to go to a baseball game with me. I would rather smack myself in the face with a cactus then go with him to a game.

A) he's married
B) he's a pervert.

Worst of all is the baseball portion of the situation.

I'm not going to see the Pirates.

Jim wrote:

Royal_Foxx wrote:And now my boss wants to go to a baseball game with me. I would rather smack myself in the face with a cactus then go with him to a game.

A) he's married
B) he's a pervert.

Worst of all is the baseball portion of the situation.

What's wrong with baseball?

Royal_Foxx wrote:

Mikey wrote:Take the tickets first, then do the cactus-smacking.

Oh, he's not buying my ticket, I have to buy my own ticket. He's a cheap pervert.

Okay, get his ticket, smack him in the face with the cactus and then kick him in the gut and... someplace else. Let me lend you my steel-toed boots for the kicking.