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Granted, but it's all Thunderbird.

I wish I could go back to Maui and take up permanent residence.

Granted. Your sentenced to life in prison and take of permanent residence in the local maximum security jail on Maui. Enjoy!


I wish I had human mind control powers!

Granted. But you can only control 3 foot tall woman named Mavis.

I wish Enterprise had never been created.

Granted. B&B decide to remake TOS instead

I wish Galactica 1980 had never been created.

Granted. However, you are somehow forced to listen to Spandau Ballet for the rest of your waking life.

I wish There were 48 hours to a day

Granted. But, it takes you twice as long to do everything.

I wish someone would hire me.

Granted, you are now working as a sweage specialst for a stomach-probolem clinic.

I wish I could make curry appear with a snap.

MetalHead wrote:Granted, you are now working as a sweage specialst for a stomach-probolem clinic.

I wish I could make curry appear with a snap.

Granted, but you now smell like an Indian restaurant: Women run at the smell.

I wish this game would end =)

Granted, but someone immediately starts a new thread on the same subject.

I wish Microsoft would produce a version of IE that didn't keep crashing.

Captain Seafort wrote:Granted, but someone immediately starts a new thread on the same subject.

I wish Microsoft would produce a version of IE that didn't keep crashing.

Granted, but now they put this program into the computer to make it crashes anyways: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Blue_screen_of_death

I wish I had a runabout.

Granted. You are given a 1.3L 1972 Datsun 100, previously owned by a racing driver and told it is a great car for 'running about in'

I wish I had a a check for £1,000,000

Granted, you are now transported into the 24th century where money is worthless. (I wished for a similar thing)

I wish I was ruler of the Earth.

Granted. Five minutes later the Death Star shows up.

I wish Trek would show shome respect to science.

Granted, but you now are forced to watch a banal, pedantic, and utterly dry series with little joy or sustainable plot.

I wish VOY: Demon made a lick of sense to me, even on my 5th or 6th viewing.

Granted, but now claiming to have made sense of it, you are certified as a hopeless schizophrenic and condemned to spend the rest of your life in a sanitarium.

I wish I didn't have to get my wisdom tooth removed.