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Well, it'd be awful nice to know how to start up the engines, engage the anti-grav, make sure the environmental system is working, the navigation, sensors. You know, little things like that.

Monroe wrote:Wouldn't that fall under the directions category?

No, as Tucker's "directions" categopry didn't seem to include little trivialities like "up" or "down."

Actualy it's that little matter of "left" and "right" that Tucker forgot.

"Up, down, for'rd, reverse. How hard could it be?"

And lets not forget such things as pitch and yaw...thems thar advanced manuvererers

Whoah, whoah now. Let's not go pull this spinning stuff into it just yet. Don't want to make Tucker dizzy.

It's a good thing Tucker wasn't part of Kirk's crew:

Tucker: "Where's the damn anti-matter inducer?"

Chekov: "Dis, no dis"

Tucker: "Ahh, the hell with it. Just keep pushin' buttons till somethin' happens"

Q: Why did Tucker have a southern accent?

A: They ran out of stereotypes to use.

Sadly, that's probably not too far from the truth.

Awesome.