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what i want to know, is what did they do with the head?

Maybe that's why my dinner clucked at me last night..................

thelordharry wrote:That's put me right off my chicken sandwich!

I'll take it.

Hang on, let me go get it from the pig bin...

Ok here's one.

My friend at school is desperate for a job. He applied to 325 different local places. One of them (McDonald's) said they could not hire him because his English is too good.

stitch626 wrote:Ok here's one.

My friend at school is desperate for a job. He applied to 325 different local places. One of them (McDonald's) said they could not hire him because his English is too good.

You mean they couldn't hire him because he only speaks english, right? I've noticed, around here at least, that you couldn't get a job flipping burgers without knowing how to speak spanish.

No. The stated reason was "Your English is too good."
Quoted. Exact words.
Not that he only knew English, but that his English was too good.
And up here the Spanish isn't that important.

stitch626 wrote:No. The stated reason was "Your English is too good."
Quoted. Exact words.
Not that he only knew English, but that his English was too good.

What, was he supposed to go in and say, "Yo, dawg. I needs me some benjamins. You wanna hook a brotha up with a jizob?" or some crap like that?

Then they would have made him assistant manager

Apparently.

stitch626 wrote:Ok here's one.

My friend at school is desperate for a job. He applied to 325 different local places. One of them (McDonald's) said they could not hire him because his English is too good.

Only in America. Where are you again? Further north of PA yes?

that's all a bunch of crap...

This is AMERICA
We be spekin' ENGLISH
your in OUR land, learn OUR language!

Hi, yeah.....that's us!

I'm near Poughkeepsie. He's in Poughkeepsie.

stitch626 wrote:I'm near Poughkeepsie. He's in Poughkeepsie.

I must confess, I had to look up where Poughkeepsie is.