Enterprise D - Staffing Breakdown

[Reliant121]

some like the feeling of improper lubrication
I wasnt intending it to be rape

[Sionnach Glic]

Don't worry, I thkn most of us got that.

[Mark]

I know one gal won't use lube for that. She says it detracts from the experience.

[Reliant121]

I will assure you here and now, I am either going to use lube or going to do it in the shower. I aint going un-lubricated

[Teaos]

Ok people lets tone it down a little, a passing comment here and there is fine but when you start getting into the mechanics of it your going to far.

[Reliant121]

sorry, moderator

[Bryan Moore]

I realized we never included people who served as ship support staff: Mot the Barber, the bartenders, etc. I bet you've got at least 50-100 non-Starfleet contractors on the ship.

[Teaos]

There must be a cleaning lady, we never so automated cleaners so someone has to do it.

[Bryan Moore]

There must be a cleaning lady, we never so automated cleaners so someone has to do it.

I was thinking that. However, my guess is that there's not a lot of dirt on the Enterprise. We do see crewmembers get dirty on away missions, but perhaps there's some sort of ionization field that keeps dirt from sticking to the floors (notice we never see a carpet stain). But it makes sense for there to be some sort of automation. Similar to a sonic shower, perhaps?

[Teaos]

90% of dust is dead skin cells flaking off and hair. No way you can advoid that.

[Grundig]

Maybe that's what sonic showers are good for.

[Teaos]

You'd still shead during the day.

[Thorin]

90% of dust is dead skin cells flaking off and hair. No way you can advoid that.

That's not true, actually. It was on QI as a 'contrary to popular belief' fact. Don't doubt the Fry.

[Sionnach Glic]

That stuff still contributes a bit. Over time it'd build up.

[Mikey]

Surely there's some type of built-in The Sharper Image ionizer/filter, only it would be a...





wait for it...








QUANTUM filter!