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Just watched Q Who, and Best of Both Worlds I and 2 last night, and I'm blown away. The E-D, stood toe to toe with a Borg cube twice, got curbstomped by the Bird of Prey. I guess the writers thought an obselete scout was more dangerous than a dreadnaught from the most agressive species ever discovered.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Ah but they're Klingons and everyone knows Klingons are awsome.
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Even worse, Klingon WOMEN!!!!Teaos wrote:Ah but they're Klingons and everyone knows Klingons are awsome.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Hell hath no fury, eh?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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But they hadn't been scorned.
wait, their scorned at birth
wait, their scorned at birth
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Lursor And B'etor always got on my nerves. Well Lursor did. B'etor was better. I think. I think B'etor was the non-gobsh*te one.
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Which one had the big gozongas hanging out the front of her shirt again?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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That would be every Klingon female from TNG onwards.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I wonder how far down the back those ridges go?????
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I dunno, apparently Klingons have hygiene issues. Best not to find out.Mark wrote:I wonder how far down the back those ridges go?????
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That's why you introduce them to shower sex.Cpl Kendall wrote:I dunno, apparently Klingons have hygiene issues. Best not to find out.Mark wrote:I wonder how far down the back those ridges go?????
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I like it!!!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Glad I'm not the only one.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939