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FYI, forrests are less comfortable for that sort of thing than you'd imagine.
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Rochey wrote:FYI, forrests are less comfortable for that sort of thing than you'd imagine.
I wouldn't say that...
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I assure you: lying on a variety of twigs, dead leaves and small stones is not comfortable.
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Rochey wrote:I assure you: lying on a variety of twigs, dead leaves and small stones is not comfortable.
Try thinking ahead and take a blanket or two...
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That would have been the smart thing to do, yes.
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Duh! When the floor is sand, twigs, pine needles, anything like that: GET ON TOP.

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Just be careful with the sand. Can REALLY chaff some things.
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Reliant121 wrote:thats why you take another lubricant. i've always wanted to have sex in the shower. i'v always wanted to do it in a forest and in a car too.
I've wanted sex in the shower, but it turns out my shower is too small for me and my gf to fit properly.
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I've had that problem. Just let it spill out onto the bathroom floor. You'll need to mop up afterwards though. Quite messy, and REALLY fun.
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One of my buddies has a shower about the dimensions of a photon torpedo tube (I had to use it once, and could barely turn around in it, and I'm not a big guy in terms of height, weight, etc). I feel sorry for him trying to cram himself and a chick in there. But I laugh at him anyways. :lol:
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Back in the days of virginity, I always dreamed of making love in the shower. I thought it would be this awesome sexy fun adventure. But when my fiancee and I try it, it's just awkward. I'd say the most fun we've had was in the living room on the roommate's couch when he was due back any minute.
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Virginity.....what is this strange word you speaketh???
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That "Strange world" was my home for a LONG time. Virginity is actually this tiny hick-town in the middle of Wyoming... the kind of town you grew up wanting desperately to leave, but couldn't find a way out.

Edit: :lol: you said WORD. How's that for a Freudian slip? Man, I am SO on topic.
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Grundig wrote:Back in the days of virginity, I always dreamed of making love in the shower. I thought it would be this awesome sexy fun adventure. But when my fiancee and I try it, it's just awkward. I'd say the most fun we've had was in the living room on the roommate's couch when he was due back any minute.
Try going to the handicap store and getting a cheap shower chair, the ones with adjustable legs. Works like a charm.
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geese
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